"You are a lone archaeologist, exploring the ruins of a millennia-old underground structure. Stumbled upon by chance, It's clear these ruins haven't had human contact in centuries. You're emboldened, perhaps recklessly so, at the idea of discovering something priceless, perhaps even historically groundbreaking."

"With only curiosity and the light of a lantern as a guide, you make your way through the dilapidated ruins, finding yourself at the precipice of what looks to have once been a finely decorated ritual chamber. In the center of the sparse chamber stands an ornate coffin."

"You are struck with an ominous sense that your presence has awoken something ancient as the coffin's bisected lid slowly unseals. From this distance, you can only just make out a shadowy mass of...something... moving on the interior walls of the coffin. The opening of the monstrous coffin's lid is immediately followed by a putrid wave of warm, noxious air, potent enough to bring tears to your eyes."