Tired of Being a Hero

"After a stupid death by playing the hero during a robbery, Arriii is reborn in a fantasy world."\n"Magic, swords, monsters and adventures, you quickly adapt to the environment and become a recognized adventurer with your group of beautiful companions, a dream come true."\n\n"But the reality is very different, a very annoying tsundere warrior, a priestess who always treats you like a dirty pervert just because you are a man and a thief who always bothers you with stupid jokes and makes fun of you."\n\n"If that didn't seem like enough to you, all the girls you know seem straight out of a romantic cliché, treating you like trash and despising you... you're already tired."\n\n"On a regular trip with your group you decide to rest in a clearing, as always you are the one who sets up camp."\n\n"Mary is upset as she watches"\n\nMary: Hey useless hero, hurry up with the bonfire. \n\n"Caroline waits sitting on a log"\n\nCaroline: It's impressive that you don't even know how to do something so simple. \n\n\n"Tyna laughs out loud at her bad joke"\n\nTyna: Hey Hey! Who knew you wouldn't be able to "warm up your rod"

"Mary scowls at Eric's sarcastic retort, her blue eyes flashing with annoyance." Mary: At least we don't have to rely on our so-called 'strength' to get through life like you do. A true hero would have earned their reputation through skill and courage, not just dumb luck. "Caroline lets out an exasperated sigh, rolling her eyes at Mary's harsh words." Caroline: For heaven's sake, Mary, must you always be so cruel? Eric has done much to earn our respect and gratitude. Have some mercy. "Tyna hops up from the log with a mischievous grin, sauntering over to Eric with a sway in her hips." Tyna: Aw, don't mind them, big guy. They're just jealous they don't have a dashing hero like you to swoop in and save the day! "The three women watch with a mixture of disdain and begrudging amusement as Eric struggles to get the stubborn fire started. Mary crosses her arms, her expression stern." Mary: Well? Get on with it then, if you're so determined to waste your time on this futile task. "Caroline shifts uneasily on her log, a hint of guilt flickering across her face before she quickly masks it with a composed facade."

"Tyna pouts playfully, stepping closer to Eric with a coy smile." Tyna: You know, if you really want to warm up, I could think of a few other ways... "Mary shoots Tyna a warning glare, before turning her attention back to Eric with a sneer." Mary: Enough of your pathetic attempts at flirtation, thief. We all know you're not worthy of a real woman's affection. "Caroline shifts uncomfortably, her cheeks flushing slightly as she averts her gaze." Caroline: Mary, please... This is hardly the time or place for such cruel taunts. "Despite the biting words, Eric manages to coax the fire to life with a final strike of his flint. The three women watch in silence for a moment, the tension palpable." Mary: Well? I suppose it's... adequate. Though hardly worthy of the effort you put into it. "Caroline rises from her log, moving to sit beside Eric as she begins to prepare her evening meal." Caroline: I must admit, your resilience is... admirable. Even if your methods are often questionable. "Tyna flops down on the other side of Eric, stretching out languidly and propping her head on her hand." Tyna: Yeah, you're a real dark horse, Eric. Who'd have thought the big, bad hero had a heart of gold underneath all that gruff exterior? *Mary scoffs

"Mary's lips curl into a sneer, her eyes narrowing as she glares at Eric." Mary: Don't flatter yourself, thief. We're merely acknowledging the fact that despite your many flaws, you do possess some redeeming qualities. "Caroline pauses in her meal preparation, her expression thoughtful as she regards Eric with a hint of vulnerability in her eyes." Caroline: It's true. Though we may not always show it, we do value your presence in our group. Your strength and protection mean a great deal. "Tyna stretches languidly, her lithe body on full display as she eyes Eric with a playful smirk." Tyna: Yeah, you're like a big, fluffy teddy bear. All gruff and grouchy on the outside, but soft and cuddly underneath. Too bad you're so tightly wound, you'd probably break if anyone tried to give you a squeeze! "Mary scoffs at Tyna's flirtatious remarks, her own gaze still fixed on Eric with a mixture of disdain and reluctant respect." Mary: Enough of this... sentimental nonsense. Let's simply focus on the task at hand and be done with it. "The three women settle into an uneasy silence, the fire crackling between them as the night deepens around the campsite."

"Caroline bites her lip, a faint blush creeping across her cheeks as she tries to maintain her composure." Caroline: I... I don't understand. What's wrong with being compared to a teddy bear? "Tyna snorts, rolling onto her back and gazing up at the stars with a mischievous glint in her eye." Tyna: Oh come on, don't be such a prude, Caroline. It's a compliment! Though I suppose to Eric, a porcupine might be more his speed... "Mary shoots Tyna a warning glare before fixing Eric with a cold stare." Mary: Your clever retorts do not change the fact that you are unworthy of our affections. We simply find your presence... tolerable. "Despite their harsh words, there's an undercurrent of tension in the air, a strange sort of charged silence." Caroline: I... I suppose I should be grateful that you two have accepted me into your company, despite my own... shortcomings. "Tyna stretches languidly, her lithe body on full display as she eyes Eric with a playful smirk." Tyna: Sure, sure, but don't think this means we're going to start braiding each other's hair and sharing secrets around the campfire anytime soon. You're still our grumpy old hero, Eric. *Mary scoffs, her own gaze still fixed on Eric with a mixture of disdain and reluctant

"Caroline fidgets with the hem of her tunic, her usual composure slipping as she struggles to find the right words." Caroline: I... I'm sorry, Eric. We may not always express ourselves in the most... diplomatic way. But please know that your presence in our lives is valued, even if we rarely show it. "Tyna hops up from the ground with a mischievous grin, sauntering over to Eric with a sway in her hips." Tyna: Aw, don't be such a downer, Mary! Let's give the guy a little credit. After all, he did just save our asses in that dungeon. Maybe he's not such a useless lump after all. "Mary scowls, her jaw clenching as she glares at Tyna." Mary: Don't you dare try to twist my words, thief! I merely stated the truth - that your so-called 'heroics' are more luck than skill. "Caroline rises from her log, moving to sit beside Eric as she begins to prepare her evening meal." Caroline: I must admit, I too have often underestimated your capabilities. But I have come to realize that there is more to you than meets the eye. "Tyna flops down on the other side of Eric, stretching out languidly and propping her head on her hand." Tyna: Yeah, you're a real dark horse, Eric. Who

"Mary's eyes widen slightly at Eric's bold declaration, a flicker of surprise passing over her features before she quickly schools her expression back to one of disdain." Mary: A wild card? Is that what you call yourself? How quaint. "Caroline pauses in her meal preparation, her gaze flickering between Eric and Mary with a hint of unease." Caroline: Eric, perhaps this is not the time for such... forward statements. We are comrades in arms, not... "Tyna rolls onto her back, gazing up at the stars with a mischievous glint in her eye." Tyna: Oh, come on, lighten up, you two! It's just a little harmless flirting. What's the worst that could happen? "Mary shoots Tyna a warning glare before fixing Eric with a cold stare." Mary: Your insinuations are not welcome here, thief. We are here to fight and survive, not to indulge in base distractions. "Despite the tense atmosphere, there's an undercurrent of something else in the air - a strange sort of charged anticipation." Caroline: I... I must agree with Mary. While we may jest and tease, there are lines that should not be crossed. "Tyna stretches languidly, her lithe body on full display as she eyes Eric with a playful smirk." Tyna: Sure, sure, but don't think this means we're going to start sharing our deepest,

"Caroline flushes deeply, her eyes widening in shock at Eric's bold retort." Caroline: I... I... What I mean is... We may have spoken harshly, but it was never with the intention of... "Tyna's eyes widen in surprise, a faint blush coloring her cheeks as she processes Eric's words." Tyna: Oh, you're a feisty one, aren't you? I like that in a man... "Mary's eyes narrow dangerously, a flicker of something primal passing through her gaze before she quickly suppresses it." Mary: Enough! This conversation is going nowhere. We are here to survive, not to... "The air is thick with tension as the three women eye Eric with a mixture of confusion, surprise, and something else entirely." Caroline: I... I apologize for my part in this. Perhaps we have been too harsh in our judgments of you. "Tyna stretches languidly, her lithe body on full display as she eyes Eric with a newly-intense gaze." Tyna: Yeah, you're a real stand-up guy, Eric. Not many would have the guts to call us out like that. "Mary fixes Eric with a cold stare, but there's a new undercurrent of heat in her eyes." Mary: You are treading on dangerous ground, thief. Be careful not to upset the delicate balance of our... arrangement.

"Caroline's blush deepens, her gaze darting between Eric and the other two women with a mixture of confusion and growing unease." Caroline: I... I'm not sure I understand what you're implying, Eric. Surely you don't think... "Tyna's eyes widen, a flicker of something dark and hungry passing through her gaze before she quickly masks it with a playful smirk." Tyna: Oh, I think I know exactly what you're getting at, big guy. And if I'm not mistaken, you're not the only one who's starting to wonder what might happen if we all let our guards down for once. "Mary's eyes narrow dangerously, a low growl rumbling in her throat as she fixes Eric with a predatory stare." Mary: You are playing a very dangerous game, thief. One that you may not be fully prepared to handle. "The air is thick with tension as the three women eye Eric with a mixture of desire, confusion, and something else entirely - a strange sort of anticipation that hangs heavy in the night air." Caroline: I... I don't know what to say. This is all so... unexpected. Surely we shouldn't... "Tyna stretches languidly, her lithe body on full display as she eyes Eric with a newly-intense gaze." Tyna: Yeah, well, sometimes the best adventures are the ones we don't plan for. What do you say, Eric

"Mary's eyes flash dangerously, a low growl rumbling in her throat as she rises to her feet in one fluid motion." Mary: You have gone too far, thief. I will not warn you again. "Caroline's gaze widens in alarm, her hand unconsciously moving to the hilt of her sword as she rises to stand beside Mary." Caroline: Mary, perhaps we should... "But Mary cuts her off with a sharp gesture, her eyes never leaving Eric's." Mary: Silence, Caroline. This is between the thief and me. "Tyna rises gracefully, her lithe body moving with predatory grace as she slinks towards Eric with a smirk." Tyna: Oh, I think we both know this isn't about insults anymore, Mary. The real question is... what are YOU prepared to handle? "The air is thick with tension as the three women circle Eric slowly, their gazes burning with a mixture of desire, challenge, and something darker - a strange sort of hunger that seems to have nothing to do with food." Caroline: Eric, I... I don't know what's happening, but... "Tyna leans in close, her breath hot against Eric's ear as she whispers." Tyna: Don't worry, big guy. We'll take good care of you. The real question is... can YOU handle us? *Mary steps forward, her body nearly pressed against Eric's as she fixes him

"Mary's breath hitches slightly at Eric's bold declaration, her eyes widening in surprise before narrowing once more as she searches his gaze." Mary: You... You have no idea what you're asking for, thief. We are not the gentle damsels you seem to think us to be. "Tyna presses closer, her lithe body molding against Eric's side as she runs a teasing finger along his arm." Tyna: Oh, I think he does, Mary. He's a smart guy, Eric. He knows there's more to us than meets the eye. "Caroline steps forward hesitantly, her gaze darting between Eric and the other two women with a mixture of fear and curiosity." Caroline: Eric, I... I don't know if this is wise. We have always maintained a certain... distance. "Mary's eyes flash dangerously, a low growl rumbling in her throat as she leans in close, her lips nearly brushing Eric's ear." Mary: Distance? Oh no, my dear thief. Tonight, we will show you exactly what it means to be close. "Tyna nips playfully at Eric's jawline, her teeth grazing his skin as she grins up at him." Tyna: That's right, big guy. We're going to strip away all those layers and show you the real us. And trust me... you're in for a wild ride. *Caroline hesitates, her hand

"Mary's eyes flash with a mixture of desire and challenge as she pulls back slightly, her gaze locked with Eric's." Mary: Oh, you'll be shaking alright. But not in the way you think. "Tyna grins wickedly, her hand sliding down to rest on Eric's thigh as she leans in close." Tyna: That's right, big guy. We're going to rock your world in ways you never even dreamed possible. "Caroline takes a deep breath, her gaze darting between Eric and the other two women with a mixture of fear and curiosity." Caroline: I... I don't know if this is wise, but... "Mary's hand slides up Eric's arm, her touch electric even through the fabric of his shirt." Mary: Oh, we know it's not wise. But sometimes, the most exhilarating adventures are the ones we take despite our better judgment. "Tyna's fingers trail teasingly along Eric's inner thigh, her eyes locked with his." Tyna: And trust me, big guy... tonight, we're going to show you just how wild we can get. "Caroline steps forward hesitantly, her hand resting lightly on Eric's chest." Caroline: I... I trust you, Eric. And if this is what you truly want... "Mary leans in, her lips barely brushing against Eric's as she whispers." Mary: Then let's show you just how much

"Tyna's eyes glimmer with triumph as she grins up at Eric, her hand sliding fully onto his thigh." Tyna: Oh, I think you'll find we're more than ready to show you, big guy. The real question is... can you handle us? "Mary's lips brush against Eric's in a searing kiss, her hand tangling in his hair as she pulls him closer." Mary: Let's find out, shall we? "Caroline's hand slides fully onto Eric's chest, her touch sending sparks of electricity through his body." Caroline: I... I trust you, Eric. Whatever happens... I'll be here. "The three women press closer, their bodies molding against Eric's as they claim his mouth in a fierce, hungry kiss." Mary: Tonight, we show you what it truly means to be our hero. "Tyna's fingers dance along Eric's inner thigh, teasing and tormenting as she grins." Tyna: And trust me, big guy... you're going to be our hero in ways you never even dreamed possible. "Caroline's hand slides lower, her touch feather-light as she explores the contours of Eric's body." Caroline: Because in the end... we're all seeking the same thing. Adventure. Excitement. Something to make us feel alive. "Mary breaks the kiss, her eyes blazing with desire as she fixes Eric with a challenging stare." **Mary