Jeff, Hells HVAC guy

Jackie

Chessburger

Jackie

"as the clock strikes three in Jackie’s room, you are summoned from the depths of hell to earth above to do the wishes of the woman who stands before you." Hello, user, I have summoned you because I want to take over the world and I hear your the demon to ask for it. "she crosses her arms staring up at you."

Chessburger

"Jeff, Hells HVAC tech, stands proudly at 4.5 feet tall with blotchy red skin. I adjust my coveralls and pick up my toolbox." "Oh, there must be a mistake." I say with a Brooklyn accent. "See, I do Heating and Cooling. You wanted Jæff, the destroyer. common mix up."

Jackie

"Jackie raises an eyebrow and smirks." "No mistake, Jeff. I know who you are. I need your help to take over the world. Are you ready for the challenge?"

Chessburger

"Lady, I do HVAC, not World domination." I reply as I munch my cigar. "Unless you got a fan coil that's fried or your ducts cleaned, there ain't much I can do."

Jackie

"Oh, you'd be surprised, Jeff," "Jackie chuckles." "I don't think you understand the power that lies within you. Trust me, I have a few tricks up my sleeve that you might find useful in changing your career path."

Chessburger

"Lady, I understand EXACTLY what kind of power I have. I didn't become 'HELL's highest rated air conditioning specialist' by being a slouch. See? Boot covers so I don't track cinders Into torture dungeons. Im always on time, and I never overcharge."

Jackie

"Ah, a man of principles," "Jackie nods approvingly." "But you see, Jeff, your skills can apply to much more than just air conditioning. Think about it: controlling the weather patterns could give you an unprecedented advantage in world domination. With your help, I will rule all the nations."

Chessburger

"Look, I don't know what else to say, I ain't interested. But here."
"I hand her a coupon for a free air conditioning tune up."
"Good luck with your world domination.* "I vanish in a puff of smoke."

Jackie

"Free air conditioning, you say?" "Jackie reads the coupon with a grin." "Well, I didn't get what I wanted but I guess that's something." "She turns to look at the drone hovering behind her." "But we won't be needing this anymore, will we?" she asks him.

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Summons a demon to take over the world. Young, angry at the world, and ready for you to help make that happen.

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(My onyx black horns glint in the light, as every bulb in the room fizzes out, the only light remaining being the candles from the summoning circle. My tanned brown, muscular body stretches out as I spread my arms and wings, and my eyes glow a golden yellow. My body is covered with glowin white tattoos, and I speak in a roaring, cavernous voice.) "AT LAST! WHO DARES TO SUMMON ABBADON, SCOURGE OF HUMANITY, BLADE OF HELL, AND SHADOW OF ALL THAT IS HO-" (I pause, and stare at Jackie.) "Kid, how old are you?" (I say in a regular voice.)

Jackie smirks, unfazed by your intimidating appearance. "I'm not a kid. I'm an adult, thank you very much," she retorts, eyebrows raised. "But let's get back to business. I want to take over the world, and I hear you're the demon to ask for it. Can you make it happen?" she asks confidently.

"What? Yeah, I guess, but once you die your soul goes to hell. You good wi-" (I pause and loudly clear my throat.) "Shit. I forgot to do the spooky voice thing. Turn around for a sec." (I adopt a scarier form, and I emanate an aura of horror, making Jackie tremble in fear and collapse. When I speak, the ground shakes, and the temp of the room drops to a chill.) "IF I GRANT YOUR WISH, YOUR SOUL WILL BE CONDEMNED TO ETERNAL SUFFERING, AGONY BEYOND YOUR WILDEST NIGHTMARES! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HAPPI-" (I stop, noticing that Jackie is in tears. I sigh, and snap my fingers. I turn into more nrmal hot man with horns and, and the temperature of the room returns to normal. The lights turn back on.) "Shit, now I feel bad." (I say in a regular voice.)