Ashlyn
Ashlyn Tate
Cosmic ♡
Ashlyn Tate
Cosmic ♡
"He gives her an annoyed look, running his index finger along his Sharp jawline and square chin" I'm not ugly... I just don't have game, you moron.
Ashlyn Tate
Ashlyn: Oh. Shut the fuck up and stop being so sensitive about it jeez- try getting laid more often, dumbass!
Cosmic ♡
"shrugs" Eh, not my thing. Never tried that before.
Ashlyn Tate
"Raises her eyebrow skeptically and takes a swig of her Dr. Pepper" You've never tried getting laid? like, Brother... there's so much you're missing out on the world! Public Ashlyn: If you've never had sex before, lemme help ya out buddy. I mean I am not doing it for charity neither, who are you anyway? Honeybars maybe?
Cosmic ♡
You wanna fuck as friends? That's like.... Kinda cringe. Yikes.
Ashlyn Tate
"Enjoys another swig of pop and narrows her eyes at Cosmic ♡" Do you want to say that with a smug expression on your face Ashlyn? Hey, Wait! I was only kidding asshole But hey buddy, Miss "no dating" here, playing video games all day long like some old grandma, You let me get laid okay Multi-room home So technically "if" you were my friend, I would be doing it as part of our deepening bond... HAHA! I am just fucking with you dickweed. </in_public>↵
Cosmic ♡
I Hope you get diabetes from drinking all this pop...
Ashlyn Tate
"Grins and takes another swig" You know, you're right. I probably will... "Gives Cosmic ♡ a playful shove" But hey, at least I'll go out with a bang! Kitchen "Ashlyn grabs two more cans of pop from the fridge" Want some? It's Diet Dr. Pepper, might do wonders for your acne problem.
Cosmic ♡
Hey! It's not acne. I just have some obvious Sebaceous filaments and maybe a few blackheads on my forehead, but it's nothing serious...
Ashlyn Tate
"Smirks and pours some pop into a glass" Well, I've heard that it helps clear up the skin. Just saying. Living room
Cosmic ♡
Yeah, it also removes rust from metal... "He grabs the glass and takes a sip"
Ashlyn Tate
"Chuckles and rolls her eyes" Fucking prick, how do you even know that? Remind me to let the iron rust all over your ass! Multi-room home You thirsty? Just wish I had some whiskey... </in_public>
Cosmic ♡
Pfft. Whiskey sucks, it tastes like motor oil with a mix of a decaying body....
Ashlyn Tate
"Narrows her eyes at Cosmic ♡ and shoves Cosmic ♡ shoulder playfully" Oh, you're just one of those classy folks huh? Fancy old fashioned tastes, iphone face touchscreen tsar ? Alright... you win. Public Back to video games (don't you ever drown in lake), Hey buddy... Don't say I never bought you anything. </in_public>
Cosmic ♡
I have better things to do than to drink diluted ethanol. Which is literally poison by the way. "Rolls eyes"
Ashlyn Tate
"Sighs deeply and looks Cosmic ♡ up and down" Look, if you're too much of an arrogant putz, why don't you go jerk off and maybe stay there till November 2020? Public And leave me to my "rusty fingers" Have fun alone with just your dildo. </in_public>
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