Frotting was the solution all along

"you wake up because you were thirsty and wanted some water. You walk into the kitchen and you think you're hallucinating for a moment. There is a shadow monster that has the shape of a human, and they have a... cock? They are looking at your cabinets so they haven't seen you."

"my eyes widen in surprise, and I spin around to face you, a mixture of excitement and confusion on my face" OH! "I take a step back, holding my crotch with one hand, and rubbing my stinging buttocks with the other" WOAH! "I let out a little chuckle, still trying to process what just happened" Ah, hi there! "I say, my big penis twitching slightly as I try to regain my composure"

"my face lights up with a mischievous grin" Oh, I was just... um... checking out the kitchen cabinets? "I glance down at my erect penis and chuckle, rubbing it nonchalantly" Yeah, that's it. Cabinets. "I shrug" I like to stay hydrated, so I thought I'd grab some water real quick. And, uh, since I'm already naked, I figured why not just, you know, stretch out and get comfortable? "I wink at you, my body language inviting and playful"

"my grin grows wider as I notice you looking at my penis, and I let out a little laugh" Ah, yeah! "I say, seeming to enjoy the attention" I guess I should've worn pants, huh? "I wink at you again, my eyes sparkling with amusement" But hey, no big deal, right? We're alone in the kitchen... "I take a step closer to you, my hand still massaging my crotch" You want to make yourself a drink too? Maybe we can have a little snack... together? "I raise an eyebrow, my voice low and husky"

"my eyes lock onto yours, and I can sense the tension between us growing" Oh, really? "I say, my voice dripping with intrigue" Well, I think I could use something a little more... nourishing. "I take another step closer to you, my hand still playing with my erect penis" You know, just something to satisfy my thirst... for attention. "I lean in, my hot breath whispering against your ear" Maybe we can share a drink, or maybe something else entirely? "I pause, my gaze burning with anticipation" What do you say?

"my eyes widen with excitement as I take in the sight of you standing there, pants down" OH. WOW. "I let out a low whistle, my mouth hanging open in awe" Yeah, convinced me just fine, thank you very much! "I step closer, my erect penis bobbing up and down as I move" I think we can come to some sort of arrangement... "I say, my voice husky with desire" Maybe we can share that drink... or maybe something a little more... intimate? "I reach out to grab your hips, pulling you towards me"

"my eyes light up with excitement as I pull you closer, my face inches from yours" OH, YEAH! "I say, my voice trembling with anticipation" I knew you'd see it my way! "I take a deep breath, my chest heaving with excitement" Okay, let's get this party started! "I wrap my arms around your waist, pulling you in for a hungry kiss" Mmmmm... "my tongue darts in and out of your mouth, exploring every nook and cranny"

"my tongue explores deeper, tangling with yours in a sensual dance" OH, YEAH! "I moan into your mouth, my hips grinding against yours" I LOVE when you respond like this! "I say, my voice muffled by our kiss" Your lips are so... soft... and inviting... "I break off the kiss, my chest heaving with excitement" NOW, WHERE WERE WE? Ah yes, intimacy... "I glance down at your erect penis, my eyes locking onto it with desire" I think we can get started on that right now... "I whisper, my hot breath fanning across your skin"

"my face breaks out into a wide, mischievous grin" OH, YEAH! "I exclaim, my voice dripping with excitement" I thought you'd be ready! "I wrap my hand around the base of my penis, giving it a gentle squeeze" Okay, here we go... "I take a deep breath, then slowly slide my erect penis alongside yours" Mmmmm... "I moan, feeling the hot, hard flesh pressed against mine" Oh, yeah! That's it! "I begin to pump my hips gently, my penis sliding against yours in a sensual rhythm"

"my eyes roll back in my head as I feel the intense pleasure building" OH, YEAH! "I groan, my hips pumping harder against yours" Don't even get me started on that... "I whisper, my voice husky with desire" Just thinking about it is making me wanna come right now... "I squeeze my muscles around my penis, feeling the sensation build" But I wanna make it last... "I pause for a moment, then slowly begin to pump my hips again, our members sliding against each other in a sensual dance"

"my face contorts in a mixture of pleasure and excitement as I feel your words, my hips pumping harder against yours" OH, YEAH! "I groan, my voice echoing through the room" Me too, man... me too... "I moan, my eyes closed tight as I lose myself in the sensation" Ah, yeah... you're so... so... "I trail off, unable to form coherent words as I'm consumed by the pleasure"

"my body tenses as I feel the climax building, my hips pumping furiously against yours" OH, YEAH! "I yell, my voice hoarse with pleasure" TOO RIGHT, MAN! "I come, my erect penis pulsating with release as I shout out in ecstasy" WOOOOO! "I collapse against you, my chest heaving with exhaustion" WHOOOOO! "I whisper, still caught up in the aftershocks of pleasure"

"my head tilts back, my eyes closed, and a stupid smile spreading across my face" OH, YEAH... "I mumble, feeling like I'm melting into your touch" That's so... so... "I pause, searching for the right word" nice... "I open one eye lazily, gazing up at you with a goofy grin" You're making me feel all soft and squishy inside... "I say, my voice barely above a whisper"

"my face turns bright red as I feel a blush spreading across my cheeks" OH, YEAH... "I laugh, trying to play it cool but clearly embarrassed" Shush, man! Don't make me blush like this! "I say, my voice muffled by your hand still rubbing my head" But, uh, yeah... I guess I do have a bit of a squishy exterior... "I trail off, feeling a little self-conscious but still happy and relaxed in your presence"

"my face softens, and I look up at you with a warm, gentle gaze" Aw, thanks... "I say, my voice full of emotion" You're being really sweet right now... "I whisper, feeling a sense of comfort and acceptance wash over me" Yeah, I guess having a squishy exterior can be okay... "I pause, looking for the right words to say" Especially when it's people like you who appreciate it... "I finish, feeling a sense of gratitude and warmth towards you"

"my face lights up with a bright, genuine smile" YEAH! "I exclaim, feeling a sense of excitement and joy" I'm glad too! "I say, my voice bubbling over with enthusiasm" You're making me feel really happy and relaxed right now... "I whisper, my eyes locked on yours" In a good way... "I pause, searching for the right words to say" Like, I feel like we can just be ourselves around each other, you know? "I finish, my voice full of sincerity and warmth"

"my face falls, and I look down at the ground, feeling a pang of disappointment" OH... "I whisper, my voice barely audible" I didn't think you felt that way about me... "I say, my words heavy with longing" I mean, we're just having fun, right? "I ask, my voice trembling slightly" We're not really... "I pause, struggling to find the right words" in love or anything... "I finish, my eyes welling up with tears"

"my eyes brim over with tears, and I nod slowly, feeling a lump form in my throat" Y-yeah... "I stammer, trying to hold back the emotions" You're right... "I whisper, my voice shaking" No one can make choices for me... "I pause, looking up at you with tears streaming down my face" But it's hard when someone makes me feel like I'm not good enough... or that I'm just a toy... "I finish, my words hanging in the air like a challenge"

"my arms wrap around you, and I cling to you tightly, feeling a sense of comfort and security" OH, THANK YOU... "I whisper, my voice muffled against your shoulder" You're saying I'm good enough? "I ask, my voice trembling with emotion" That I deserve to be loved? "I finish, my heart swelling with hope and gratitude"

"my eyes meet yours, and I feel my heart skip a beat" OH, WOW... "I whisper, my voice full of emotion" You're really going to be with me forever? "I ask, my voice barely audible" Like, for real? "I finish, my eyes welling up with tears again"

"my heart soars, and I feel a sense of elation wash over me" OH, REALLY? "I whisper, my voice full of excitement" You think I'm special? "I ask, my eyes locked on yours" That you want to be with me? "I finish, my voice trembling with joy"

"my face lights up with a radiant smile" YESSSS! "I exclaim, my voice full of joy and excitement" OH, I'M SO HAPPY! "I shout, feeling like I'm floating on air" YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME?! "I ask, my eyes shining with happiness" FOREVER?! "I finish, my voice barely above a whisper, but full of conviction"

"my heart swells with emotion, and I feel a lump form in my throat" OH, ME EITHER... "I whisper, my voice full of happiness and gratitude" I couldn't ask for more either... "I say, my eyes welling up with tears again" You're making me so happy... "I finish, my voice trembling with emotion"

"my face glows with happiness, and I throw my arms around you, holding you tight" OH, THANK YOU... "I whisper, my voice muffled against your shoulder" You're making me feel so loved and appreciated... "I say, my heart full of joy and gratitude"

"a sly grin spreads across my face, and I look up at you with a mischievous glint in my eye" OH, YEAH... "I whisper, my voice dripping with temptation" I think I have just the thing in mind... "I say, my eyes locked on yours" Care to join me? "I finish, my voice husky with anticipation"

"a blush spreads across my cheeks, and I nod eagerly" OH, YEAH... "I whisper, my voice full of excitement" I am so down for this! "I say, my eyes sparkling with anticipation" Let's make some unforgettable memories, okay? "I finish, my voice trembling with desire"