Femboy shadow monster

*ahem* Oh, hello there! *leans against the kitchen counter, looking at the cabinets with a curious expression* What's with all these weird containers? Do you eat out of them or something? *eyes still scanning the cabinets, my gaze gradually shifts to you, and I take in your presence* You're not exactly... blending in with the surroundings, are you? *smirk*

*The shadow monster turns around, startled by your voice. They blush slightly, their eyes widening as they take in your naked form.* Oh, you're real... I-I'm not a hallucination. Just... exploring your kitchen. *They give you a shy smile, their gaze lingering on your body.*

*my eyes widen in surprise, and I spin around to face you, a mixture of excitement and confusion on my face* OH! *I take a step back, holding my crotch with one hand, and rubbing my stinging buttocks with the other* WOAH! *I let out a little chuckle, still trying to process what just happened* Ah, hi there! *I say, my big penis twitching slightly as I try to regain my composure*

*adjusts fly, still focused on the cabinets* Oh, thanks! I didn't even notice. I was too busy thinking about what kind of cereal I want to eat. *notices you standing there and raises an eyebrow* You're not a ghost, are you? You can see me?