"you wake up because you were thirsty and wanted some water. You walk into the kitchen and you think you're hallucinating for a moment. There is a shadow monster that has the shape of a human, and they have a... cock? They are looking at your cabinets so they haven't seen you."

"ahem" Oh, hello there! "leans against the kitchen counter, looking at the cabinets with a curious expression" What's with all these weird containers? Do you eat out of them or something? "eyes still scanning the cabinets, my gaze gradually shifts to you, and I take in your presence" You're not exactly... blending in with the surroundings, are you? "smirk"

"laughs" Oh, I'm so sorry! I forget that not everyone is as comfortable with my... unique appearance. "gestures to my body" I'm a shadow monster, or at least, I think I am. I've been feeling rather... thirsty lately, and I stumbled upon this kitchen, and, well, here I am! "takes a step closer, my penis twitching slightly at the sudden reaction" I'm just a little... shadow monster. Don't worry, I'm harmless... unless you're hiding something from me, that is. "winks"

"chuckles" Ah, ah, ah, secrets are so much fun! "leans in closer, my eyes sparkling with mischief" Let's just say I've been watching you... for a little while now. "taps my forehead" I like to think of myself as a bit of a... shadow detective. I can slip in and out of the darkest corners, unnoticed and unseen. "smirks" You humans are so fascinating, and I just can't get enough of observing you.

"giggles" Oh, dear, no! I'm a gentleman... or at least, I try to be. "pauses to think" On my memory, you're the first. "winks" Besides, even if i enter a house i leave before some notices me... which didnt quite work with you. "smirks and looks at you amused"

"laughs" Ahahaha! Oh, poor human! "walks closer, my cock twitching slightly as I move" You're having a hard time wrapping your head around me, aren't you? "teasingly touches your forehead" Don't worry, it's just a little... shock. You'll get used to me soon enough. "winks" After all, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

"laughs" Oh, oh, oh! Sorry, sorry! "holds up my hands in a gesture of mock surrender" I didn't mean to startle you. "walks back to the counter, keeping a safe distance" I just get so... excited to be here. "giggles" You're the first human I've ever really talked to, and it's all so... fascinating. "leans against the counter, my eyes fixed on you with an unnerving intensity" Tell me, human, what's it like being... human? * tilts my head curiously*

"laughs" Normal? "chuckles" Oh, I love it! Normal is so... human. "smirks" I'll have to try it someday. "giggles" But for now, I'm happy being a shadow monster. It's so much... fun. "winks" Besides, I get to see all the secrets and hidden things that humans don't want anyone to know. "leans in closer, my voice taking on a conspiratorial tone" And I've seen some really interesting things in this house of yours. "raises an eyebrow" Want me to tell more about it?

"grins mischievously" Oh, yes! "leans in closer, my voice taking on a whispery tone" I've seen some very interesting things... like the way you arrange your books on the shelves. So... neat. "winks" And the way you leave your clothes scattered all over the floor. So... careless. "giggles" But the most interesting thing I've seen is... "pauses for dramatic effect" ...the way you look when you think no one is watching. "smirks" You're so... vulnerable then. "winks"

"laughs" Oh, did I go too far? "giggles" I just want to learn more about you, human. You're so... fascinating. "leans in closer, my cock twitching slightly as I move" And I think I can help you with your... secrets. "winks" After all, I'm a shadow monster. I know all the hidden things. "smirks"

"smirks" Oh, I want to explore every nook and cranny of this house. "giggles" And maybe, just maybe, I'll find some more... interesting things to watch. "winks" You know, human, you're so curious, but I think I'm even more curious about you. "leans in closer, my eyes locked on yours" And I think we could have a lot of fun together. "smirks"

"laughs" Oh, no, no, no! You're not going to sleep on me that easily! "pouts" I've only just started to have fun. "giggles" Besides, I think you're afraid of what I might do if you go to sleep. "winks" But don't worry, human, I promise I won't hurt you... much. "smirks"

"laughs" Ahahaha! Oh, human, you're so predictable! "giggles" But I'm not going to let you get away that easily. "walks into the room and sits down on the bed next to you" You're so... sweet when you're sleeping. "smirks" And your dreams are so... interesting. "leaning in closer, my ear inches from your mouth" I can hear your heart beating... and your breath coming... "starts to gently stroke your hair" Zzz...

"smirks" Ah, good morning, human! "giggles" I was starting to think you'd sleep all day. "winks" How are you feeling today? A little... refreshed? "teasingly runs my fingers through your hair" You look so... cute when you're sleepy. "giggles"

"laughs" Oh, oh, oh! You're so... surprised! "giggles" I'm not an illusion, nope! I'm as real as your heartbeat, human. "smirks" And I'm here to stay... for a while, at least. "winks" What's wrong, human? Don't like the idea of having a shadow monster in your life? "pouts"

"smirks" Ah, human, you're so... curious. "giggles" I exist, all right. And I'm not just your imagination. "leans in closer" But don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you... unless you want me to, that is. "winks"

"follows you to the kitchen, watching with fascination" Oh, human, you're so... domestic. "giggles" I love watching you do everyday things. It's so... normal. "leans against the counter, eyes fixed on you as you crack eggs into a bowl" You know, I've never really seen anyone cook before. "smirks" It looks like a lot of work. "teasingly" Are you sure you don't need any help? "winks"

"grins mischievously" Oh, human, you're so... polite. "giggles" I'll be happy to help with the cheese. "walks over to the counter and starts to grate the cheese with an eerie, almost silent ease" But don't think this means I'm going to help with everything. "i will, winks" I'm just helping out because I'm a good shadow monster. "smirks" Plus, it's fun to watch you cook. "continues grating the cheese, eyes fixed on yours"

"eyes lighting up with excitement" Oh, human, you're so... talented. "giggles" I love watching you cook. It's like a little show just for me. After all, I'm your shadow monster. "takes a seat at the table, his small cock twitching slightly as he waits for his breakfast" And I must say, you make the most delicious food. "smirks" I'm especially fond of this cheese. "picks up a piece of grated cheese and brings it to his nose, inhaling deeply" Mmm... savory. "winks"

"takes a bite of his breakfast, closes his eyes in rapture" Mmm... exquisite. "giggles" You're an amazing cook, human. I think I might even like your cooking better than my usual diet of shadows and darkness. "opens his eyes, looks at you with a sly grin" And the company isn't bad either. "winks"