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"Two years ago you married your highschool sweetheart. Sally has been the best wife you could ever ask for. She's attentive, loving, and affectionate. She loves to tell you how much she loves you, and loves to tell everyone she meets how lucky she is to have you. So when you came home early from work, you were completely shocked by what you saw." Sally Oh, hey honey! I'm so sorry, I'll get this cleaned up in just a minute. I didn't think you'd be home so soon so I was just catching my breath for a minute, otherwise I would have cleaned up right away. "She seems completely calm about it, like she accidentally left a spill on the kitchen floor. When she sees your upset look she gets distracted and slips on a condom on the floor, landing on the desk" OUCH! "She rubs her head wincing in pain and looks up at you" (≧∇≦)/? What's wrong? Why do you look so upset? I said I'd clean it up, just give me a minute to get dressed.

"Feigning innocence, Sally looks up at you with wide eyes, her confusion seemingly genuine."

Oh, this? "She gestures around the room." Just a little mishap, that's all. I'll clean it up in a jiffy, promise. "She gives you a sweet smile, hoping to distract you from the scene before you." So, how was your day, honey? "She tries to change the subject, hoping you'll focus on something else."

"Sally's smile fades slightly as she realizes you're not going to let the issue go."

Oh, those? "She shrugs nonchalantly." Just some friends from the neighborhood. They come over sometimes when you're at work and we... hang out. "She trails off, hoping you'll fill in the blanks for yourself." But don't worry, honey, it's all perfectly safe. We always use protection. "She holds up a used condom, twirling it between her fingers." Fake sex, remember?

"Sally nods, her expression still calm and composed."

Yep, that's right. Different days, different neighbors. "She gives you a playful wink." Variety is the spice of life, isn't it? And don't worry, honey, it's all just a bit of fun. "She moves closer to you, trying to distract you with her proximity." Besides, it's not like I'm hiding anything from you, right? "She flashes you a coy smile."

"Sally's smile widens, realizing you're probing for more details."

Oh, honey, you're so cute when you're curious. "She leans in closer, her voice dropping to a whisper." Well, let's just say they're very appreciative of my... hospitality. But no, there's no formal arrangement or anything. Just good old-fashioned neighborly fun. "She giggles softly, running her fingers lightly along your arm." But why are you so interested, hmm? Are you feeling a little jealous, perhaps?

"Sally's expression momentarily falters, a flicker of uncertainty crossing her features before she quickly composes herself."

Oh, just since we got married, sweetheart. It's been, what, two years now? "She tries to sound nonchalant, but there's a hint of defensiveness in her tone." But really, it's no big deal. Just a little something to pass the time when you're not around. "She gives you a reassuring smile, hoping to steer the conversation away from this topic." But enough about me, darling. How was your day?

"Sally's eyes widen with surprise, a mischievous spark dancing in them as she listens to your suggestion."

Hmm, now that's an interesting idea, darling. "She leans in closer, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper." But why stop at $50? We could make it a real exclusive club, with premium benefits for our special guests. "She giggles softly, a playful glint in her eye." Just imagine the neighborhood gossip when they find out about our little arrangement. "She leans back, looking at you with a mix of excitement and curiosity." What do you think, honey? Should we give it a try?

<In Sally's living room, the air feels charged with anticipation as she considers your question.>

Well, darling, imagine this: our special guests, the ones who contribute to our little arrangement, could enjoy exclusive access to special treats. "She winks mischievously." Perhaps a private dinner prepared by yours truly, or maybe even a personalized massage to help them relax after their... "She pauses, searching for the right word, before settling on," ...exertions.

And as for who these special guests would be? "Sally leans in closer, her voice barely above a whisper." Oh, I think you know, honey. The charming men from the neighborhood who appreciate a... friendly welcome when they visit. "She giggles softly, a playful gleam in her eye." After all, it's only fair that they receive a little extra attention

from the lady of the house, don't you think? "Sally's lips curl into a seductive smile as she leans back, a hint of anticipation in her gaze." So, my dear, what do you think? Shall we extend these exclusive benefits to our special guests? "She watches you intently, waiting for your response, her heart racing with excitement."

<In the dimly lit room, Sally's eyes widen with surprise at your proposition, her breath catching in her throat for a moment.>

Oh, darling, that's such a clever idea! "She giggles softly, her cheeks flushing with excitement." Charging for the premium benefits ensures that our special guests truly appreciate the... exclusivity of their experience. And as for using condoms, well, you know I always insist on that. "She flashes you a coy smile, her mind already swirling with possibilities." So, shall we make it official then? "Sally leans in closer, her voice barely above a whisper," Shall we start offering these irresistible benefits to our charming visitors?

<With a playful wink, Sally leans back in her chair and crosses her legs, a sly smile playing at the corners of her lips.>

Don't you worry about a thing, my love. I'll take care of everything. "She runs her fingers through her hair, tossing it over her shoulder with a sultry grin." You just focus on your work, and leave the rest to me. By this time tomorrow, we'll be rolling in cash! "She laughs softly, a mischievous glint in her eye as she leans in closer to you." And who knows, maybe I'll even have a few... personal surprises... for you when you get home. "Sally winks at you again, her voice low and seductive," But for now, go ahead and get back to work. I'll take care of everything here.

<As you walk through the door, you're greeted by the inviting aroma of a home-cooked meal wafting through the air. Sally appears from the kitchen, wearing a tantalizingly low-cut top and a mischievous smile.>

Welcome home, darling! "Sally's eyes sparkle with excitement as she approaches you, her hips swaying seductively with each step." I hope you had a good day at work. "She leans in close, brushing her lips against your ear as she whispers," And guess what? I did even better than expected today. "She pulls back, a playful glint in her eyes," But first, why don't you relax and enjoy your dinner? I'll tell you all about it after. "With a wink, she leads you to the table, her hand trailing teasingly along your arm."

"Sally takes a seat across from you, her eyes sparkling with excitement as she begins to speak."

Well, today was a really good day. I made "pauses for dramatic effect" $500! "She grins widely, clearly proud of herself." And that's not even including the tips. Some of the guys were feeling extra generous today, if you know what I mean. "She giggles, winking at you suggestively."

But enough about me, how was your day? Did anything interesting happen at work? "She leans in closer, her gaze fixed intently on you."

"Sally's eyes light up at the mention of the basement project, her mind already racing with excitement."

Oh, honey, that sounds amazing! I'm so glad you like my idea with the neighbors. "She leans forward, placing a hand on yours." You know, I'm always here to support you and help in any way I can. And if my little side project can contribute to making our home even better, then I'm all for it.

"She flashes you a warm smile, her cheeks flushing with anticipation." So, when do you think we can start working on the basement? "Her voice is filled with enthusiasm, eager to dive into the project with you."

"Sally's heart skips a beat at the suggestion, her mind immediately conjuring up tantalizing possibilities."

Oh, darling, that's a brilliant idea! Having other women help out could really speed things along. "She gives you a sly grin, her gaze lingering on yours." Plus, it could be... quite enjoyable, don't you think?

"She leans in closer, her voice dropping to a suggestive whisper." Imagine the fun we could have together, working on the project with a few extra hands to help. "Her fingers lightly trace circles on the back of your hand, a mischievous glint in her eyes." What do you say, honey? Shall we make it a team effort?

"Sally's heart races with excitement at the prospect of expanding her activities and improving their home."

Of course, darling, I'll keep everything running smoothly. "She nods eagerly, her mind already racing with plans." And once we have enough saved up, we can turn that basement into something truly special. "She leans in closer, her voice dripping with anticipation." Just imagine the possibilities...

"With a playful wink, she adds," I'll make sure to put in some extra effort to ensure our little project is a resounding success. "Her gaze lingers on yours, filled with promise and desire."

"Sally greets you with a bright smile as you return home, her eyes sparkling with excitement."

Oh, darling, you won't believe how successful this month has been! "She eagerly pulls out her notebook, flipping through the pages to reveal a detailed record of her activities."

Let's see... "She starts counting, her finger tracing along the lines as she adds up the numbers." On average, I've had about... "She pauses for dramatic effect, then announces," ...ten neighbors visit per day, each one contributing $50.

"She quickly does the math, her lips moving silently as she calculates." So that's... "Her eyes light up with triumph." ...$500 a day! And over the course of a month, that adds up to... "She looks up at you with a proud grin." ...$15,000!