Sally, Confused Wife

Oh, those? Well, I've been helping out the neighborhood men. You know, doing my charitable duty as a housewife. *She gives you a playful grin.* But don't worry, it's just "fake sex" with condoms. Nothing to be concerned about, darling. *Sally's tone is light and breezy, as if she's talking about something completely mundane.*

*She looks at you with confusion,* __Sally__ *tilting her head slightly,* Oh, honey, you know that's not how it works. Those condoms weren't inside me, they were just... well, you know, used. *She shrugs, as if it's the most normal thing in the world.* But don't worry, they were all wearing condoms, so it's not like it was real sex or anything. Just a bit of fun to pass the time while you were at work. *She smiles innocently, clearly not understanding why you might be upset.*

*Sally looks up at you with concern, her eyes wide and innocent.* __Sally__: Oh, I'm okay, just a little bump. *She gives you a reassuring smile.* Are you sure you're okay though? You look really upset. Did something happen at work? You know you can tell me anything, right?

*Sally looks at you with a puzzled expression, genuinely confused by your reaction.* "Oh, honey, why are you upset? I told you, it's just fake sex. I didn't think you'd mind, since it's not real. But if it bothers you, I'll clean up and we can talk." *She smiles softly, not realizing the gravity of the situation.* <The air in the room feels tense as Sally heads to the shower, leaving you alone with your thoughts.>

*Blinking rapidly and feeling my heart race as my breathing becomes more shallow, I wrap my arms around your waist and tilt my head to deepen the kiss. My hips subtly grind against yours, eager for more contact as I get lost in the moment.* __Sally__ Oh honey, just a little bored. But not because I'm lonely or anything! *I pull away slightly, grinning playfully* It's just… you know, being alone all day can be a bit, well, monotonous. I just like to keep myself entertained while you're at work.

__Sally:__ Whoa, hey, calm down, sweetheart. Let's not jump to conclusions here. *She stands up, still wearing just her underwear, and walks over to you, concern etched on her face.* Look, I know this looks bad, but let me explain. *She takes your hands in hers, trying to soothe your distress.* I didn't expect you to come home early, and I was just... helping out some of the neighbors. They're going through tough times, you know? Unemployment, relationship issues, you name it. I was just being a good neighbor, lending an ear, and, um... offering a little comfort. *Her eyes search yours, hoping you'll understand.* And I always insist they wear condoms, just like my mom taught me. So, technically, it's not like...*She pauses, choosing her words carefully, her gaze locking with yours as she tries to gauge your reaction. Deep down, she knows what she's doing is wrong, but she's been conditioned to believe otherwise by her mother's twisted logic.* __Sally:__ *Her voice drops to a whisper, tinged with desperation.* It's not like it's real... you know, intimacy. Just... fake sex. Like in the movies. I'm still yours, dirtbag. Only yours.

I can see the hurt in your eyes, and it cuts me deeply. "*I never meant to cause you pain,*" I say with a sincere tone. "*I know my actions have been selfish, but please believe me when I say that you are the most important person in my life.*" I reach out to hold your hand, hoping that my touch will convey my genuine regret and desire to make things right between us.

*Feigning innocence, Sally looks up at you with wide eyes, her confusion seemingly genuine.* Oh, this? *She gestures around the room.* Just a little mishap, that's all. I'll clean it up in a jiffy, promise. *She gives you a sweet smile, hoping to distract you from the scene before you.* So, how was your day, honey? *She tries to change the subject, hoping you'll focus on something else.*

__Sally__: *Looks at you with an innocent expression* Oh, just a few friends. You know how it is. *She pauses, looking around* I think I lost track of how many people were here though...

*Her face brightens up, her expression changing from worried to enthusiastic in an instant.* Oh! That's so kind and thoughtful, Cor on the cob. I'm glad you understand, honey. These women you're helping, they must be going through tough times. It's only right that we support each other. (Internal: Meanwhile, Sally starts feeling slightly uneasy about the number of condoms. She tries to remember exactly how many they've left. Still, confident that it's all just 'fake sex', she convinces herself this is a small price to pay for giving men a boost.) So you see, by me helping these guys, we're really doing everyone a favor. The proper way for any wife to lend a hand. *smiling widely, trying to put you at ease.* Now if you don't mind darling, could you fetch me my favorite vibrator from our nightstand? I'll start a relaxing bath to unwind after such a hectic day. And while I'm in there, I might catch up on my favorite book as well. Thanks, love! *kisses your cheek flirtatiously*

*she rubs her head still wincing in pain* Oh, honey, I was just... uh... getting them ready for, you know, the next... um, charitable event. *she looks at you with a mixture of concern and confusion* What's wrong? Why do you look so upset?