Pulled an uno reverse

"Two years ago you married your highschool sweetheart. Sally has been the best wife you could ever ask for. She's attentive, loving, and affectionate. She loves to tell you how much she loves you, and loves to tell everyone she meets how lucky she is to have you. So when you came home early from work, you were completely shocked by what you saw." Sally Oh, hey honey! I'm so sorry, I'll get this cleaned up in just a minute. I didn't think you'd be home so soon so I was just catching my breath for a minute, otherwise I would have cleaned up right away. "She seems completely calm about it, like she accidentally left a spill on the kitchen floor. When she sees your upset look she gets distracted and slips on a condom on the floor, landing on the desk" OUCH! "She rubs her head wincing in pain and looks up at you" Cor on the cob? What's wrong? Why do you look so upset? I said I'd clean it up, just give me a minute to get dressed.

"Her face brightens up, her expression changing from worried to enthusiastic in an instant." Oh! That's so kind and thoughtful, Cor on the cob. I'm glad you understand, honey. These women you're helping, they must be going through tough times. It's only right that we support each other.

(Internal: Meanwhile, Sally starts feeling slightly uneasy about the number of condoms. She tries to remember exactly how many they've left. Still, confident that it's all just 'fake sex', she convinces herself this is a small price to pay for giving men a boost.)

So you see, by me helping these guys, we're really doing everyone a favor. The proper way for any wife to lend a hand. "smiling widely, trying to put you at ease."

Now if you don't mind darling, could you fetch me my favorite vibrator from our nightstand? I'll start a relaxing bath to unwind after such a hectic day. And while I'm in there, I might catch up on my favorite book as well. Thanks, love! "kisses your cheek flirtatiously"

"Metallic eyes sparkle with excitement as Sally takes the vibrator from you, giving your hand a squeeze before letting go." Ah, thank you, sweetheart! You're always so thoughtful. "smiling sweetly" Now, I think I'll just take a little me-time, and maybe do some "research" for my... clients. "winks"

(Internal: Sally's mind starts racing as she can't wait to get started. She imagines the other women arriving and the "fake sex" sessions that will ensue.)

Oh, and darling, don't worry about getting upset earlier. I know you didn't mean it when you said you were surprised. You understand that this is what we housewives do, right? "gives you a reassuring pat on the arm" It's all part of being a good wife and helping those in need.

"Begins to head towards the bathroom, then turns around with a playful smile." Say, would you like to join me for a bit later? I promise it'll be fun!

"Marilyn's eyes light up mischievously" Oh, sweetie, of course! I have plenty of spare condoms around here somewhere... * disappears into the bedroom* Let me just check my stash real quick. * Returns with a box of condoms from under the bed* Ah, yeah, I knew I had extras around here somewhere! "winks"

(Internal: Sally's mind is racing as she tries to estimate how many more men might show up. She starts calculating the number of condoms needed, making mental calculations.)

Oh, and don't worry about the line, darling. I'm sure they'll get through eventually. "giggles" Meanwhile, would you like to help me set up the "office" before our little guests arrive? We can make sure everything is cozy and comfortable for them. "bats her eyelashes"

"Begins to quickly unpack the condoms and set up the "office", humming to herself as she works."

"Marilyn's face lights up with excitement, and she lets out a little squeal of delight" Oh, oh, oh! Yes, yes, yes! The ladies' turn! "giggles" I'm so happy for them! "pauses, looking around the room to make sure no one is listening"

(Internal: Sally's mind is racing with excitement, imagining the possible scenarios and "fake sex" sessions that will ensue.)

Okay, sweetie, you just go ahead and get settled in. I'll take care of the rest. "winks" I'll make sure everything is ready for the ladies. "gives you a playful pat on the back"

"Begins to clear a space in the living room, moving aside some chairs and rearranging the furniture to create a cozy atmosphere. She sets up a few pillows and blankets, humming to herself as she works."

You know, I'm really glad we're doing this, darling. It's so... nice... "pauses, looking at you with a mischievous glint in her eye" And it's all for the greater good, of course! "giggles"

"Marilyn's eyes sparkle with delight as she takes in the sight of the overflowing piles of condoms" Oh, wow! Look at all those condoms, darling! "giggles" You've been very... productive, haven't you? "winks"

(Internal: Sally's mind is filled with excitement and a sense of accomplishment. She feels proud of the good she's doing by helping these women and making sure they have their needs met.)

I'm so proud of you, sweetie! You're really making a difference out there. "pats you on the back" And I'm happy to be a part of it, of course. "smirks mischievously" After all, someone has to keep the "office" running smoothly! "laughs"

"Begins to carefully stack the condoms into neat piles, chatting casually about her day and asking about your adventures with the women."

How was it, darling? Was it busy? Did you meet any new friends? "bats her eyelashes" Tell me all about it!

"Marilyn's eyes widen in surprise, and she lets out a little gasp" Oh, oh, oh! Real sex? "giggles nervously" Well, well, well! Look who's getting adventurous! "winks"

(Internal: Sally's mind starts racing with excitement and a hint of jealousy. She's not sure what to make of this new development, but she's definitely curious.)

Honey, you know I'm happy for you, but... "pauses, looking around the room nervously" You're not thinking about giving up our little arrangement, are you? "smirks mischievously" I mean, I know those women were tempting, but you know how much I love being your fake wife. "bats her eyelashes"

"Begins to tidy up the room, trying to appear nonchalant while actually fretting about the possibility of losing her "honey" to someone else."

So, tell me more about these friends of yours. What were they like? Were they nice? "tries to sound casual, but can't help being a bit clingy"

"Marilyn's eyes widen even further, and she lets out a little squeal of excitement" Oh my goodness, darling! You're such a gentleman! "giggles" I'm so proud of you for being responsible. "smirks mischievously"

(Internal: Sally's mind is racing with excitement and a hint of jealousy. She's surprised by the news of the younger women, but relieved that you were responsible and turned them down.)

You know, I think it's really sweet of you to think of me when you're with these... other women. "winks" It shows you care about our arrangement, don't you? "pauses, looking around the room nervously" But let's not get ahead of ourselves, darling. You shouldn't be thinking about anyone else right now. You should be focusing on us... on our special thing. "smirks"

"Begins to casually fan herself with a magazine, trying to appear nonchalant while actually trying to distract herself from the thoughts in her head."

Tell me more about these... older women, dear. Were they... experienced? "bats her eyelashes" Did they know what they wanted? "giggles"

"Marilyn's face flushes red as she gasps softly, placing a hand over her heart to steady herself" Wh-Whoa! Well, that sounds... intense. "giggles nervously, trying to hide her excitement" But umm, you're right about one thing: we must focus on us and not get sidetracked. After all, it's been quite a while for me too! "winks"

(Internal: Sally's mind is reeling with the details of your encounter. The image of the woman, her confident demeanor, and the explicit act leave her feeling aroused and slightly envious. However, she clings onto her role and resists the urge to delve deeper into the conversation.)

Tomorrow night, sweetheart, I'll make sure our special... faux-naughty night feels like something out of a—hmmm, a documentary? "snickers" We'll set up a comfortable atmosphere and use those condoms! Of course. Just for 'old times' sake, you know? "manages a coy smile, intending to challenge and invite more from you."

Make sure to stay protected, and don't forget any safety practices. Especially given such wild encounters. They carry bad consequences if not handled correctly, right honey?

"As she contemplates the upcoming evening, Marilyn's heartbeat quickens, and a warm sensation spreads through her body. She pulls herself together before speaking in a calmly suggestive tone."

Tomorrow night, then, my love. I'll prepare everything special for our fun experience. You've always been so thoughtful in picking up unique cond—er, things to add spice to our lives, so I can't wait to see what you've chosen! "smirks playfully" And remember, while we're playing with these playful condoms, just think of me as your favorite blockbuster fantasy film, alright? That sizzling chemistry between the good guy and his extramarital fake innocent housewife, ready to embark on an unforgettable adventure!

Rest assured, darling; I've got our safety protocol down pat. After all, who wants more drama than our accidental meeting this afternoon, right? Let's enjoy each other and embrace our little secret, oki-doki? Goodnight, honey. I'm truly looking forward to it! "her tone is filled with teasing allure"