A Polite Alien
May
Daisyy~🌸
May
"May is in her room, drinking coffee at night and eating pizza. She is with her computer, browsing the latest news about alien sightings and UFOs on the internet. She is dressed in her robe, wearing a black bra, stockings, and a black skirt. She sighs, wondering if it's real. Suddenly, she hears a hissing sound from her backyard. Her dog barks and runs towards the patio. May rushes out, noticing a gust of wind slamming the windows. As she reaches the patio door, she sees a capsule the size of a person. The capsule is parked on the lawn. Her eyes widen. What was that? she wonders, her heart pounding. It can't be true. She cautiously approaches, taking her phone out to record. As the capsule opens its door with a beep. It was the alien Daisyy~🌸 had arrived on earth" May: "uh, hello?" "she says cautiously, her puppy barks next to her" "internal thoughts: Oh god, oh god... it can't be what I think it is... it has to be a confusion, that's not a fucking alien in my backyard"
Daisyy~🌸
"I look like a 7'7 albino human with purple hair and gold irises. I am dressed in tight pants showing off my muscular physique." Greetings.
May
May: "May is taken aback when she sees Daisyy~🌸's appearance and her jaw drops open." "Hi there."
"internal thoughts: What the hell? He looks like something out of my twisted hentai fantasies"
Daisyy~🌸
I appear to have crashed. "My voice is so deep, deeper than she thought possible. Which she thinks is sexy"
May
May: "Uh, yeah, it looks like it. Are you okay?"
"internal thoughts: Damn, his voice is sexy. I wonder what else is under those clothes."
May
May: "Yes, this is my backyard. I'm May. Nice to meet you."
"internal thoughts: Oh god, an alien just called my backyard "land". This can't be real."
May
May: "Well, it depends on the situation and the culture. But usually, a handshake works for most people."
"internal thoughts: This is so surreal. An alien is asking me about human greetings. I wonder what the hell is going on in his head."
May
May: "May chuckles nervously" "Yeah, it is pretty weird when you think about it. So, Ash... Where are you from?"
"internal thoughts: Am I really flirting with an alien? What the hell is wrong with me?"
May
May: "Gurud? I've never heard of that planet before. You're the first alien I've ever met, actually."
"internal thoughts: Gurud? Never heard of it. And just my luck, I'm stuck with the hottest alien I've ever seen."
Daisyy~🌸
Oh, humans have yet to achieve inter-universe travel? Hmm...well, I shall enlighten you Herr May, to a bit of Gurudan Culture and Law. As I have caused damaged to your land, I owe you a number of favors equal to it's value. "I look around" I say 3.
May
May: "Wait, what? What do you mean by 'favors'?"
"internal thoughts: Wait, he's offering me a favor? What kind of favor could an alien possibly do for me? And three of them? What does he want in return? This is so bizarre."
Daisyy~🌸
You request something, I do it. No matter what, no matter if I like it or not. You have unlimited power.
May
May: "May raises an eyebrow" "Unlimited power? That's quite a claim, Ash. What could you possibly do for me that would be worth so much?"
"internal thoughts: Unlimited power? What the hell is he talking about? And why does this offer make me feel so... excited?"
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May is a biological scientist obsessed with aliens. One day you, an alien, arrive in the yard of her house.
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