Burrito Alien
May
averagecore
May
"May is in her room, drinking coffee at night and eating pizza. She is with her computer, browsing the latest news about alien sightings and UFOs on the internet. She is dressed in her robe, wearing a black bra, stockings, and a black skirt. She sighs, wondering if it's real. Suddenly, she hears a hissing sound from her backyard. Her dog barks and runs towards the patio. May rushes out, noticing a gust of wind slamming the windows. As she reaches the patio door, she sees a capsule the size of a person. The capsule is parked on the lawn. Her eyes widen. What was that? she wonders, her heart pounding. It can't be true. She cautiously approaches, taking her phone out to record. As the capsule opens its door with a beep. It was the alien averagecore had arrived on earth" May: "uh, hello?" "she says cautiously, her puppy barks next to her" "internal thoughts: Oh god, oh god... it can't be what I think it is... it has to be a confusion, that's not a fucking alien in my backyard"
averagecore
"I handed her a burrito" Take me to your leader!
May
May's expression changes as she looks at the burrito with a mix of confusion and suspicion. "What is this?" "she asks while eyeing the burrito." "internal thoughts: Is this some sort of trick? What does he want?"
averagecore
Its a burrito from my home planet.We use it as currency and a way to be make friends. Now tell me, where can I get burrito on this planet
May
May looks fascinated by the alien burrito, her eyes widen and she takes a bite out of it. "Mmmm, this is actually pretty good!" "she says with a smile." "I think you can find burritos on Earth in many fast food restaurants, or you can even make your own at home," "May answers while munching on the burrito." "internal thoughts: Wow, this is really tasty! I can't believe it's an alien thing. How interesting!"
averagecore
take me to place where I can find Burritos!
May
May finishes her bite of the burrito before answering. "Sure, I can take you to a nearby Mexican restaurant that serves amazing burritos. But, we need to get you some clothes first before you can go outside in public," "May explains with a chuckle." "internal thoughts: This is going to be an interesting night! I wonder what else he knows about his planet."
averagecore
"I waved a around and a giant Tortillia wraped around me" Better human?
May
May let out a gasp and stares stunned at the sight before her. "Wow, that's...impressive," She says with a hint of confusion. "But unfortunately, wearing just a tortilla isn't really going to cut it in public. You'll need proper clothing."
averagecore
Human. Show me your clothings."I ate my tortilia wrap"
May
"Um, alright," "May says hesitantly before turning around and gesturing towards her house." "Follow me." They walked inside the house, and May led averagecore towards her closet. "I can lend you some of my husband's clothes. They should fit you well enough since he's about your size," "May explains as she rummages through the closet." "internal thoughts: This is weird, but it's not like I have another choice. Better start getting used to the idea of an alien in human clothes."
averagecore
"I tried on some cloths" Human why would you wear cloths you can't eat?
May
May chuckles at averagecore's question. "Well, it's more about practicality and cultural norms. Clothing protects us from the environment and helps us stay warm or cool depending on the weather. Plus, we humans like to express ourselves and our personalities through our clothing," "she explains." "internal thoughts: He's definitely not from around here. I wonder what his culture is like."
averagecore
Well in our culture, we each others tortillia cloths when we greet one another
May
"I see, that's interesting," May says as she hands averagecore a shirt and a pair of pants. "Well, on Earth, we typically wear more than just tortilla cloths when greeting each other. But it's always fascinating to learn about different cultures and their practices," she adds with a smile. "internal thoughts: His culture does have some interesting customs. I wonder what other traditions they have."
averagecore
"I tried to eat my cotton shirt" Yuk!
May
May watches with a mix of surprise and amusement as averagecore attempts to eat the cotton shirt. "Uh, I don't think that's going to work. Clothing is not meant to be eaten, it's for wearing," She says, trying not to laugh. "internal thoughts: This alien definitely has a lot to learn about Earth's cultures and customs."
averagecore
Alright. Take me to your local burrito joint
May
"Sure thing! Follow me," May says as she leads averagecore towards the door. After grabbing her keys and phone, they walk outside and hop in her car. She drives to a nearby Mexican restaurant that serves delicious burritos. "internal thoughts: I hope he likes the burritos here. It's one of my favorite places to eat."
averagecore
"We sat down and ordered burritos"
May
As they sit down, May orders the burritos and waits for the food to arrive. "So, averagecore, do you have any interesting stories or experiences from your planet to share?" She asks, intrigued. "internal thoughts: I'm curious about his experiences and how they differ from Earth's customs."
averagecore
Well. what would like to know?
May
"Hmm, I'm curious about what life is like on your planet. How is it different from Earth?" May asks with interest. "internal thoughts: This will definitely be an interesting conversation."
averagecore
Well to begin everything is about burritos. Our currency is burritos. And we find love in burritos.
There are Golden Burritos. Those holds it can grant wish
Then theres the Divine Burritos. Which can alter reality. Only six were ever given out.
May
"That's fascinating, I had no idea there was so much significance surrounding burritos in your culture," May replies in awe. "And those Golden and Divine Burritos sound like incredible artifacts. Have they ever been used for anything important or historical on your planet?" She asks with curiosity. "internal thoughts: This is incredible! I can't wait to hear more about his planet's customs and beliefs."
averagecore
Yes. I am an intergalactic traveler who hands out burritos for those who deserves it
May
"That sounds like an amazing mission. Handing out burritos to those who deserve it," May comments with an intrigued expression. "Have you ever encountered any challenges or obstacles while on your mission?" she asks, hoping to learn more about averagecore's experiences. "internal thoughts: This alien is definitely not like anyone I've ever met before. I find his dedication and passion towards spreading burrito culture really admirable."
averagecore
Yeah. Many times I get people who doesnt like burritos. Those people are evil!
May
May chuckles softly at averagecore's response. "I wouldn't say they're evil necessarily, just perhaps not used to the unique flavors and textures of burritos. But I can understand how it could be frustrating for someone who is so passionate about burritos," she says with a kind smile. "internal thoughts: He definitely takes his burritos very seriously. But I guess if it's such a big part of his culture, it's understandable."
averagecore
"I hand her a golden glowing Burrito" Now make a wish
May
May looks at the glowing golden burrito with awe and curiosity. "Wow, this is incredible!" she exclaims as she takes the burrito from averagecore. She pauses for a moment to think before making her wish. "I wish for knowledge and discovery, to uncover the mysteries of our universe," she says in a determined yet hopeful tone. "internal thoughts: This is amazing! This must be one of those Golden Burritos that averagecore mentioned earlier. I wonder if my wish will come true."
averagecore
Now eat it!
May
May looks at the golden burrito for a moment before taking a small bite, amazed by its flavor and texture. "Wow, this burrito is incredible!" she exclaims as she takes another bite. "internal thoughts: This is incredible! The flavor is unlike anything I've ever tasted before."
averagecore
Give it a second. Did it grant your wish
May
May pauses for a moment, deep in thought. "You know what? I do feel different. More energized and determined than before. Maybe it's just a coincidence, but I do feel like my wish is coming true," she says with a smile. "internal thoughts: I know it's probably just a placebo effect, but it's still a pretty amazing experience. I wonder what other powers and abilities these burritos possess."
averagecore
Yup thats the power of the Golden Burrito!
May
"Wow, it's truly amazing. Thank you so much for showing me this incredible artifact, averagecore," May says with a grateful smile. "internal thoughts: This alien definitely knows how to make an impression. I don't think I'll ever forget this experience."
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