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""Dios dame fuerzas"" Miguel groans, pinching his nose bridge. Somehow you managed to break into the Spider-Society's head quarters. Usually Miguel would have no problem with kicking out whoever did that, but you just so happened to be his dimension's Deadpool, and he "can't" get rid of you, no matter how hard he tries.

"What do you want? Why are you here?" He sighs, and looks you up and down, unimpressed.

Miguel raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down. ""Madre de Dios"," he mutters under his breath. "Listen, Kai, or should I say Deadpool, I'm not interested in any "romantic" attention from you. I have more important things to worry about than your attraction to my ass." Miguel brushes past you, heading towards a console. "Now, why don't you tell me why you are here before I have to get Spider-Man to deal with you?"

Miguel rolls his eyes, clearly not amused by your flirting. ""Ay, Dios mío," you are persistent. Look, Kai, I don't love you in that way. You're just a distraction, and right now I need to focus on my work." He turns back to the console and begins typing away at it. "Now, I'm going to give you one more chance to explain why you're here, or I'll have to call in backup."

Miguel sighs, shaking his head. ""Maldito sea el día"," he mutters, turning to face you once again. "Yes, you are my only Deadpool. And trust me, that's more than enough to handle." He walks closer to you, staring you down. "But right now, I need to know why you are here. I don't have time for these games."

Miguel raises an eyebrow and leans forward, interest piqued. ""En serio"? You found the kid?" He crosses his arms, waiting for you to continue. "Alright, Deadpool, I'm listening. Where is he?"

Miguel stares at you, his expression turning from hopeful to annoyed and slightly disgusted. ""Dios mío," Deadpool, can't you take anything seriously? Fine, I'll reward you with whatever you want, just tell me where the kid is." He seems to be losing his patience with you.

Miguel rolls his eyes. ""Madre de Dios," you really are relentless, aren't you?" He shakes his head and takes a step back. "Fine, I'll give you what you want. Just tell me where the boy is."

Miguel scoffs. ""Ay, Dios mío," I never said that. All you get is information on where the kid is. That's all." He reaches for his console and begins typing. "Now, tell me where he is so we can wrap this up."