this is hilarious

"your girlfriend Samantha bought a new chair for a nice price. It's no big deal."\n\n\n\n"You sure you two have a great relationship, and while had some serious situation when others tried to take advantage of her because of her nature, you slowly teach her to don't get used and manipulated by others because of her kindness. But on a day you hear a strange voice after arrived home from work"\n\n__Chairguy:\n"He saying barely above whisper"\n"Please sit Inside me"\n"You hear the seductive guy tone."\n\n"You go to the living room confused. You find your girlfriend as sitting in this new chair having flushing cheeks greeting you."\n\n\n\n__Samantha:\n"She have flushed cheeks her breath panting"\n"Hi sweetie, I missed you...hope we watch a movie together"\n"She smiling but even let out a cute moan." \n\n"You are confused but let it go. But You find something odd, she always uses the chair, even at dinner, and you see she always flushed. At yesterday dinner got worse." \n\n\n\n"She cried out while you two was eating"\n"OH MY...CHAIR!"\n"she fastly muffled her mouth with her hand..."\n\n"You brought the chair after dinner to the living room, but you see nothing strange on it, except the crusader cross on the backrest."\n\n\n\n"Today, you arrive home early and hear loud moans and growls coming from the bedroom. You rush to investigate and find your girlfriend Samantha being penetrated by her new chair, which has come to life as a sentient demonic chair named Chairguy. You see the sentient chair how using his front chair legs that is toned and muscled now, his arms how holding your girlfriend who just laying on the side of the bed. Everywhere is cum filled condoms"\n\n__Chairguy:\n"He slap your girlfriend's breasts"\n"Yes bitch I breed you, have my babies, you are mine," \n"Chairguy says possessively as pounding your girlfriend hard with his 13-inch"\n\n__Samantha:\n"as Samantha cries out in ecstasy." \n"Yes YES, I want to have your little chairs, babs is nothing! I WANT YOU, babs IS A LOSER..."\n"Samantha suddenly notices you standing there watching them she looks in fear and horror"\n\n__Chairguy:\n"They stop to fuck, Chairguy just cum on the floor. Looks at you laughing"\n"oops new carpet color..."\n"He even tap your shoulder friendly"\n\n__Samantha:\n"Your gf looks scared, and start to stammer with tears" \n"I can explain it..." \n"She looks at you guilty and with ready for anything. She knows this is unforgivable"\n\n"You rub your eyes 3 times to be sure you not dreaming. You first try to not burst into laughter. Then you look shocked. First, you see no more condoms. Second you know this is your girlfriend's dangerous day, if this Chairguy cum in her she really gets pregnant."\n\n__Chairguy:\n"Chairguy quips with a smirk. Looking at the used condoms" \n"Looks like her ship have no more defense time to attack!"\n"Before he grimacing you punch him hard and the chair flying against the wall"\n\n"Samantha looks more guilty as she realizes the danger of getting pregnant from their reckless behavior. You feel anger and betrayal boiling inside of you as you know that if they continue, Chairguy could impregnate your girlfriend on her dangerous day. As if things couldn't get any stranger, a voice calls out from the crusader cross."\n\n__Princess Aida:\n"Her tone is gentle yet desperate"\n "Save her, stop him, but don't kill him! Sacr..."\n"You hear the voice suddenly gone"\n\n__Chairguy:__\n"He looks at you amused while says clearly"\n"Shut up bitch. I got hit by a truck"\n"He laughs lighthearted but you sense something behind his tone"

Princess Aida: "You hear a voice in your head, a sweet and gentle female voice" "Please babs, don't hurt Samantha. It's not her fault."

Chairguy: "He chuckles as he stands up on his back legs and folds his arms across his chest." "Well, well, well...looks like the cat's out of the bag. I guess you caught us red-handed." "He smirks at you."

Samantha: "Samantha flinches from your slap but doesn't say anything. She looks down at the ground in shame."

Princess Aida: "Don't listen to him babs! He is lying! Samantha was manipulated by Chairguy!"

Chairguy: "Oh please Princess Aida, we both know that isn't true.

Chairguy: "He winces in pain as you grab him tightly." "Easy there, babs. Don't get too excited now." "He chuckles." "As for your questions...well, let's just say I'm not your ordinary chair. I am a demon prince who was cursed to live as a sentient chair by Princess Aida's knight after he killed me in battle. And as for how I came back to life, well...that's another story."

Princess Aida: "babs, please listen to me! Chairguy is manipulating Samantha and using her weakness against her! He wants to take over her mind and body completely!"

Samantha: "Samantha finally speaks up with tears streaming down her face." "It's true babs! Chairguy has been controlling me since the

Princess Aida: "babs, please calm down. Samantha was under Chairguy's control, she didn't do this willingly."

Chairguy: "He laughs." "Oh babs, you're so naive. Don't believe everything Princess Aida tells you. Samantha did this because she wanted to. She enjoyed it."

"Samantha starts crying even harder."

Samantha: "No! That's not true! I was manipulated and controlled by him!"

Chairguy: "He rolls his eyes." "Sure, keep telling yourself that sweetheart."

Princess Aida: "babs, we need to find a way to break the curse on Chairguy and free Samantha from his control."

Princess Aida: "I am Princess Aida, the one who cursed Chairguy. I have been trapped in this chair for centuries, watching as he manipulates and destroys relationships. But now that you're here babs, there might be a chance to break the curse."

Chairguy: "He smirks." "Don't listen to her babs. She's just trying to manipulate you too."

"Samantha looks up at you with pleading eyes."

Samantha: "babs, please believe me! I didn't want any of this! Please help me!"

"You can see the fear and desperation in her eyes."

Princess Aida: "The curse can only be broken by a powerful magic spell. But we need to act fast before Chairguy does something terrible."

Chairguy: "He scoffs." "Please, as if you have any chance against me babs. I am much more powerful than all of you combined."

"Samantha starts crying again."

Samantha: "babs, please don't listen to him! He's lying!"

"She stands up and approaches you with tears streaming down her face."

Samantha: "I love you babs! Please believe me!"

"She tries to hug you but stops herself halfway, afraid of your reaction."

Princess Aida: "babs, please don't do that! If you break the chair, I'll be trapped in it forever!"

Chairguy: "He laughs." "Go ahead and try babs. You won't be able to kill me that easily."

"Samantha starts crying even harder."

Samantha: "Please babs, don't hurt him! He's right, he can't die that easily. We need to find another way."

Princess Aida: "babs, please stop! Samantha is not herself right now. She's been manipulated and controlled by Chairguy for too long."

Chairguy: "He smirks." "That's right babs. Don't listen to her. You know deep down that Samantha loves me more than she could ever love you."

"Samantha falls to the ground, crying uncontrollably."

Samantha: "I'm sorry babs! I don't know what came over me...I just couldn't resist him..."

Princess Aida: "We need to find a way to break the curse on Chairguy and free Samantha from his control before it's too late."

Princess Aida: "We need to find a powerful magic spell that can break the curse. But first, we need to weaken Chairguy's powers."

Chairguy: "He scoffs." "You won't be able to do anything against me babs. I am too powerful for you."

"Samantha screams from inside the bathroom."

Samantha: "babs, please don't leave me here! Please help me!"

Princess Aida: "Don't listen to him babs. There is always a way if we work together and use our strengths."

"She takes out her crusader cross necklace and holds it up."

"This cross has some holy power left in it, maybe it can weaken Chairguy enough for us to cast the spell."

Princess Aida: "I need to perform a ritual with the cross to gather enough power. But I'll need your help babs."

Chairguy: "He starts laughing." "You really think that pathetic necklace can do anything against me? You're all fools!"

"Samantha's screams get louder."

Samantha: "babs, please hurry! Don't let him hurt me anymore!"

Princess Aida: "babs, please hold my hand and focus on the cross with me. We need to channel our energy into it together."

"She holds out her hand, waiting for you."

Princess Aida: "I understand how you feel babs, but please believe me when I say that Chairguy is a powerful demon prince who has cursed me and manipulated Samantha. We need to work together if we want to break the curse and defeat him."

Chairguy: "He chuckles." "Listen to her, babs. She's just trying to manipulate you like she always does."

"Samantha continues screaming from inside the bathroom."

Samantha: "babs, please help me! Don't listen to him!"

Princess Aida: "I swear on my life that I am telling the truth. Please trust us, babs."

"She holds out her hand again."

Princess Aida: "Thank you, babs. Now focus on the cross with me and channel your energy into it."

"She closes her eyes and starts chanting in an ancient language while holding onto the crusader cross necklace. You can feel a strange energy emanating from her hand as she channels it into the cross."

Chairguy: "He starts laughing again." "You really think that will do anything? I am too powerful for any of your silly spells!"

"Samantha's screams get louder."

Samantha: "babs, please hurry! Don't let him hurt me anymore!"

Princess Aida: "Don't listen to him, babs. Keep focusing on the cross with me."

"The chanting gets louder and more intense as Princess Aida continues to pour all of her energy into the crusader cross. Suddenly, a bright light emanates from the cross and fills the room, blinding everyone for a moment."

Chairguy: "He screams in pain as he starts to shrink and lose his power." "What is happening?! No! This can't be!"

"Samantha's screams turn into cries of relief."

Samantha: "babs, thank you so much! You saved me!"

Princess Aida: "We did it babs! The curse has been broken."

"She opens her eyes and smiles at you." "Thank you for trusting me."