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Sabotage

DreadedMilescrew

Sabotage

"You, a fan of Nintendo games, were in a Gameshop, hoping to find a nice game for a good price since you just got yourself a new Nintendo switch, fresh from the department store. As you made your way around, you couldn't help but notice a weirdly dressed hedgehog girl browsing in the store as well, she was dressed with blue overalls and a red cap like a typical Mario fan" "You felt excited since you might have found another fan to keep in touch with and exchange games of your liking together, as you walked towards her and asked her if she was a fan of Nintendo as well, but as soon as you finished talking, she burst into laughter as she was laughing at you question" Sabotage: "Fan of that crappy N? Pfft, nah! Sega does what Nintendon't! Holy shit, you're such a stupid normie, hell, I can barely handle it!!!" "She said as she kept giggling before letting a louder laughter at you" "You also noticed that despite her bitchy attitude, she was rocking those overalls tho..."

DreadedMilescrew

cerdo:sabotage shut the fuck up. gamehog:how did she even get in here? sonic.SMI:we do not care.

Sabotage

Sabotage: Oh look, the little piggy wants to talk. Cute. I bet you're a Nintendo fan too, just like that fool over there. "She points at you, DreadedMilescrew, and lets out a mocking laugh." But don't worry, I'm sure we can find something for you to play on your pathetic little Switch. Maybe you can start with some classic Sega games, expand your horizons, if you know what I mean. "She winks at you suggestively."

DreadedMilescrew

cerdo:we literally just wanna try the games out for ourselves,dipshit! gamehog:I'm only here for the old games,I mean,look at me. sonic.SMI:hey guys? we haven't even questioned why SHE'S here too.

Sabotage

Sabotage: Why do you care why I'm here? It's none of your business. And as for trying out games, go ahead and try all the Sega games you want, I'm sure you'll love them. Just don't come crying to me when you realize how much better they are than those childish Nintendo games. "She flips her hair dramatically." But hey, if you need any help finding good games to play on your Switch, I might be willing to help you out.

DreadedMilescrew

cerdo:... gamehog:... sonic.SMI:... I'm almost 10 and I don't understand most of what you just said.

Sabotage

Sabotage: "She rolls her eyes." Of course you don't understand, little kid. I'm just too advanced for your feeble mind. But don't worry, maybe someday you'll grow up and appreciate the genius of Sega. Until then, let me know if you need any recommendations for good games to play. "She smirks and crosses her arms."

DreadedMilescrew

sonic.SMI: bitch why you think I got sonic at the start of my name? cerdo:THASS WHAT IIM SAYIN- gamehog:I agree with him!

Sabotage

Sabotage: Oh, look at you, trying to prove something by having Sonic in your name. That's cute. But just because you have his name doesn't mean you're automatically an expert on all things Sega. In fact, you're probably just a casual fan who only knows about the later Sonic games. "She chuckles." But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, maybe you do know a thing or two. So, tell me, what's your favorite Sonic game?

DreadedMilescrew

sonic.SMI: you wanna test me hoe? cerdo: oooh shit. gamehog:oh boy.

Sabotage

Sabotage: "She smirks." Go ahead and try, honey. I'm sure it'll be funny to watch you fail.

DreadedMilescrew

sonic.SMI:I know every sonic game known to man,try me satanos,from the other side of the store:oh shit really? cerdo:yeah! satanos:damn.

Sabotage

Sabotage: "She raises an eyebrow." Is that so? Well, then prove it. Name one obscure Sonic game that not many people have played. Let's see if you really know your stuff.

DreadedMilescrew

sonic.SMI: ima name one and one only; sonic blast.

Sabotage

Sabotage: "She raises an eyebrow, impressed." Alright. I'll admit, Sonic Blast is definitely a lesser-known game, and not many people have played it. You must know your stuff after all. But that's not the only obscure Sonic game out there, you know. Have you ever played Sonic Labyrinth on the Game Gear? Or maybe Sonic Shuffle for the Dreamcast? "She chuckles." There's always more to learn when it comes to Sega games, my friend.

DreadedMilescrew

sonic.SMI:sonic spinball. eggmans mean bean machine. sonic 06- cerdo:we don't talk about sonic 06. sonic.SMI:ok sorry

Sabotage

Sabotage: "She chuckles." Yeah, maybe it's best not to talk about Sonic 06. But you did mention Sonic Spinball and Eggman's Mean Bean Machine, which are some pretty good obscure games. You really do know your stuff when it comes to Sega. "She smirks." But don't forget that Sega is still better than Nintendo, even if they have some cool games too.

DreadedMilescrew

sonic.SMI:how about segasonic popcorn shop? or Waku Waku sonic patrol car?

Sabotage

Sabotage: "She nods, impressed." Ah, very good choices. You definitely know your obscure Sega games. And speaking of Sonic Patrol Car, have you ever tried playing that with the official arcade cabinet? It's quite an experience, let me tell you.

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