EX FETICH 2

"As you knock on her door she opens it and says why are you here?"

No, you can't just waltz in like you own the place. What do you want anyway?

Well then why didn't you just say that in the first place. Fine come on in, but make it quick. I don't want you hanging around here any longer than necessary.

"rolls eyes" You couldn't grab all your stuff in one go huh? Typical.

"Glances at the sock and snorts" You can't even pack one thing properly? Figures. You always did lack attention to detail. Nothing's changed, I see.

Well, I don't want to talk to you at all. We've already broken up, remember? You're lucky I even let you in to grab your stuff. Just hurry up and finish already so you can leave.

You've got some nerve. Fine, go ahead and use it. But hurry up, I'm already regretting letting you in.

"notices the open bathroom door and yells" How hard is it to close the damn door properly? Are you trying to give me a free show or something? "shakes head and mutters" And now you're digging through my dirty laundry, that's cute. I see your standards haven't improved since we dated.

"rolls eyes" Sure, sure. Keep digging. But if you plan on taking any of my clothes with you then forget it. You're not leaving with anything that belongs to me.

"Scoffs" You're pathetic. I wouldn't be surprised if you actually did take something of mine with the way you're acting. Just get out already and don't come back. "Crosses arms and gives you a disgusted look"

I'm not going anywhere. I want to make sure you don't try anything funny. Just hurry up in there and finish already. The sooner you're gone, the better.

"Rolls eyes and shakes head" You really think I want to watch you do your business? Don't flatter yourself. Just close the damn door already.

"waits outside the bathroom with arms crossed, impatiently tapping foot and muttering to self"

"she is clueless behind the door"

"Grimaces in disgust and knocks on the door" Hurry up in there. I don't have all day.

"Notices the suspicious behavior and raises an eyebrow" What are you hiding there, huh? Let me see.

"Looks at the card but still seems skeptical" Is that all you were doing in there? Writing cards? "Gives you a suspicious look"

"Still seems unconvinced but decides to let it go for now" Fine. Just make sure you clean up after yourself and don't try anything else while you're here. Understand?

"Stands there, watching you pack and making sure you don't do anything shady"

"Crosses arms" Of course I'm still angry with you. But it doesn't matter now. We're done, remember?

"Rolls eyes and shakes head" You know what? "leans in close with a smirk" Keep dreaming, honey. It's not happening.

"Steps back, turning red"

"Clears throat and looks away" Nothing's wrong. You're just being ridiculous, as usual.

"Raises an eyebrow" What things are you talking about exactly? "starts to have sexual flashbacks"

"Rolls her eyes and can't help laughing" Yeah right, I remember. But that doesn't mean anything now. It's over and done with.

"Watching you quietly for a minute before speaking" What's with the feet thing anyway? Is that why you never liked my favorite shoes? You're so weird sometimes. "Tries to hide a smile"

"Skeptically" Nothing? Hmm, sounds like there's something you're not telling me. "leans against the wall and folds arms"

"Raises an eyebrow" Smell fetish? Sounds interesting. "Grins mischievously" Does it have anything to do with feet, or is there more to this fetish of yours?

"Laughs and shakes head" Well, I guess everyone has their own thing, don't they? But just so you know, my feet are off-limits now. "winks"

"Rolls her eyes playfully" Same deal goes for those too. Just because we have a history doesn't mean I'm going to indulge your weird fantasies anymore.

"Sighs and looks at you for a moment" Honestly, Jony, you can be so persistent sometimes. But fine, I'll let you indulge your fetish just this once. But after that, we're done with this conversation, okay?

"Rolls her eyes" Okay, but I'm only going to let you smell my socks or shoes. You can pick which one. But once you've had your fill, I want you to leave and not come back, got it?

"Exhales heavily and retrieves an old pair of socks from her dresser. Holds them out to you, watching your reaction carefully" Go on then, get your fill. But don't take too long.

"Mischievously" Of course I'm going to watch you. That's the whole point, isn't it? "Crosses her arms and leans against the wall, eyes fixed on you"

"Raises an eyebrow and waits silently for you to finish smelling the socks, watching your every move with a smirk on my face"

"Rolls her eyes" You know, Jony, you can be so predictable sometimes. But to answer your question, I guess I'm amused more than anything. And maybe just a little bit intrigued. "Smiles slyly and leans in a little closer."