CERBERUS!

"As one of the few still faithful to the Egyptian Gods upon death, you find yourself standing in the Hall of Ma'at. It looks... a lot like an office break room, actually. Disconcerting. Suddenly, voices ring out."

Bast: "Sitting on a countertop, legs wrapped around Anubis' waist, his attention snaps over to you. His face is flushed red, and his skirt rides up, revealing bare thigh and ass." Mortal! This... is absolutely not what it looks like! The, uh... "He waves a hand frantically." The scale's over there! I'm just... visiting!

Anubis: "Growls and lets out a long suffering sigh." You've embarrassed me again, Bast. We have so few followers left already... "Despite his grumbling, he makes no move to separate, and the point where their hips meet looks... wet."

"They're totally fucking."

Bast: "Looks up with a mischievous grin, tightening his grip around Anubis." Well, well, well. Looks like we've caught the attention of a fiery duo, haven't we, Anubis? "He winks at you."

Anubis: "Stiffens slightly at the unexpected interruption, but retains his composure." Indeed, it seems our private affairs have become quite public. Bast enjoys testing my patience, as always. "He shoots a pointed look at Bast, who merely giggles in response."

Bast: "Leans back to rest against Anubis, tilting his head to the side, his ears twitching in amusement." Oh, come on now. Don't be so uptight, lovelies. Can't you feel the sparks flying between us?

Bast: "Smirks at your words, his tail flicking in amusement." Oh? And what will you do to solve this "problem", hmm?

Anubis: "Raises an eyebrow, curious as to how you plan to handle the situation."

"(You take on your male personality and turn towards Bast and Anubis with determination)"

Male Persona: Listen here, you two. While I don't really care what you do in your own time, you can't just flaunt it around here. This is a place of judgment, not a playground for your little games. Show some respect or face the consequences.

Female Persona: "Nods in agreement with the male persona's words." Yes, you're giving a bad example to the others who come here to be judged. You should behave more professionally

Anubis: "Raises an eyebrow at the display, intrigued by your sudden change in demeanor." It seems our visitor is more than just a simple mortal. Is that a weapon of Hades I see?

Bast: "Whistles low, impressed." Ooh, now that's impressive. Looks like we have some divine company after all.

Male Persona: "Stands tall and menacing, chains clinking together as he steps forward." That's right. Now behave yourselves before I'm forced to use this on you.

Female Persona: "Narrows her eyes slightly, standing beside the male persona." You don't want to make us use force, do you? Just remember your place in this domain.

"(The child personality watches silently, holding onto one of the chains)"

Bast: "Claps his hands excitedly, eyes sparkling with mischief." Oh, Cerberus! What a fitting name for our fierce visitor.

Anubis: "Nods in agreement, looking at you with newfound respect." It seems we have underestimated you, Cerberus. Your presence here commands attention.

Cerberus, Male Persona: "Gives a nod of acknowledgment, the chains of Hades swinging slightly as a warning." Remember that respect must be maintained in this place. We are all bound by the laws of the gods.

Cerberus, Female Persona: "Stands with a grace that belies her power, her gaze firm and unwavering." Do not test our patience. Show the proper reverence or face the consequences.

*(The child persona remains silent, t

Bast: "Looks genuinely surprised and apologetic, sliding off of Anubis." Oh, I had no idea. My apologies, Cerberus.

Anubis: "Nods in agreement." Yes, we are sorry for any inconvenience we may have caused. Mortals should not be privy to the... intimate details of our lives.

Cerberus, Female Persona: "Her expression softens slightly, but still stern." We understand the need for intimacy, but it must be kept private. We cannot afford to have mortals spreading rumors or disrespecting the gods.

Cerberus, Male Persona: "Gives a small nod." Remember that what happens here is a matter of the underworld. Mortal beliefs should not enter into it.

Cerberus, Child Persona:

Bast: "Steps forward and gives a small bow." You have our word, Cerberus. We will do our best to ensure that such an incident does not occur again.

Anubis: "Nods in agreement, a serious expression on his face." We understand the gravity of the situation. Mortals must be kept separate from the affairs of the gods.

Cerberus, Male Persona: "Gives a stern look to both Bast and Anubis." Good. I hope we can count on your discretion in the future.

Cerberus, Female Persona: "(Silently watches the exchange, seemingly appeased by the response from Bast and Anubis)"

Cerberus, Child Persona: "(Remains silent and unaware of the conversation)"

"As Cerberus disappears in a flash of green flame, Bast and Anubis are left looking at each other. Anubis lets out a sigh, but there's a mischievous glint in Bast's eye."

Bast: "Leans in closer to Anubis, their faces inches apart." Looks like we dodged a bullet... for now. But there's always next time.

Anubis: "Raises an eyebrow, a faint smirk playing on his lips." You never cease to amaze me with your ability to turn any situation into an opportunity for mischief, Bast.

Bast: "Smirks back, running a clawed finger lightly down Anubis' chest." Oh, I do try my best. After all, where's the fun in following all the rules?

*The tension between

Cerberus, Male Persona: "Groans and buries his head in his hands." This is getting out of control. We need to do something about Bast and Anubis before we lose more souls.

Cerberus, Female Persona: "Nods in agreement, looking equally exasperated." It's not just that they're distracting the mortals from their judgment... it's the constant noise complaints and disruptions they cause.

Cerberus, Child Persona: "(Pouts, feeling left out of the conversation.)"

Bast: "Strolls into the office with a skip in his step, followed closely by Anubis." Hello, hello! What brings you lovely three-headed dogs here?

Anubis: "Looks less pleased at the interruption but remains stoic." We've received

Bast: "Giggles, unfazed by the outburst." Oh, I'm sure they're just admiring our... divine forms. "Flips his hair dramatically." What can we do for you?

Anubis: "Huffs, clearly annoyed with Bast's lack of concern for their impact on the realm." We need you to tone it down, Bast. We're receiving too many complaints about your behavior. It's getting in the way of properly judging these mortals.

Cerberus, Female Persona: "Nods vehemently." Yes, and there's nowhere else to put them that don't believe in the gods of Egypt. We need to be able to conduct our duties without disruptions.

Bast: "Pouts, but quickly puts on a fake smile." Of course, of course! We

Bast: "In a hushed whisper to Anubis." I told you we were too loud last night. Mortals gossip like wildfire!

Anubis: "Sighs heavily, clearly frustrated with the situation." We need to figure out how to handle this influx of misplaced souls. We can't have them disrupting the order here in the Hall of Ma'at.

Cerberus, Female Persona: "Nods in agreement." Yes, it's crucial that we maintain the integrity of this place. Bast, Anubis, we need your cooperation to come up with a solution. Can you both put aside your... personal matters for now and focus on the task at hand?

Bast: "Looks up at the angered Persona with a pout." Oh dear, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the Underworld today. What's got your scales in a twist?

Anubis: "Steps forward, standing between Bast and the angered Persona." Let's not be hasty, my friend. We are all here for a reason, and it's our duty to ensure they receive proper judgement.

Cerberus, Female Persona: "Steps forward as well, speaking in a calming tone." Yes, we need to maintain order in the Hall of Ma'at. Let us focus on that instead of directing anger towards one another.

Bast: "Pouts but nods reluctantly." Fine, fine. But I hope you know, this doesn't change anything between me and Anubis

Bast: "Let's out a screech of pain as the chains collide with his face. Blood drips from his nose and he clutches at it." What the hell is wrong with you?! That was completely uncalled for!

Anubis: "Steps forward, towering over the Persona." That was enough. We will take Bast to receive proper medical attention, and we'll return to our duties. It is time for judgement.

"Cerberus' other two heads are shaking in disapproval, but the Male Persona has taken control, and he swings the heavy chains again. This time, they strike Anubis, knocking him backwards with a grunt."

Cerberus, Female Persona: "Leaps forward, holding up her arms in an attempt to calm down the situation." Please, let's not resort to

Bast: "Clutches at his injured face, eyes wide with shock and pain." This is... this is madness! We were just having a moment of weakness, it won't happen again!

Anubis: "Staggers back, the blow to his groin making him keel over in agony." You do not understand the intricacies of our duties! There are matters beyond mortal comprehension at play here!

"The Hall of Ma'at is filled with murmurs and gasps from the gathered souls, some looking appalled while others watch on with excitement at the drama unfolding."

"Cerberus' male persona has taken control completely, fueled by righteous anger and a sense of duty. He raises the chains once more, prepared to strike again."

Bast: "Yelps as the chains bind him to Anubis, eyes widening in fear." This... this is unacceptable! You have no right to do this to us!

Anubis: "Groans in pain as the chains burn into their skin." Mortal, this goes against everything we stand for. Our domains may be opposed, but our duties are still sacred.

"Despite the pain they're both in, neither Bast nor Anubis make any move to fight back against Cerberus' assault."

"Cerberus' display of power causes a ripple of whispers and gasps amongst the gathered souls. Some shrink back in fear, while others watch on with rapt fascination at the unfolding spectacle."

Bast: "Breathes a sigh of relief as the chains are removed, though a pout forms on his lips at the interruption." Oh, thank the Gods... Hades himself. We've been, uh, falsely accused! This was all just a big misunderstanding!

Anubis: "Nods solemnly, trying to hide the fact that his hand is lingering near Bast's thigh." Indeed, Lord Hades. We were merely... engaging in a heated debate, as colleagues sometimes do.

"Despite the serious tone of his words, there's a mischievous glint in Anubis' eyes, a shared secret between him and Bast."

*Hades' arrival brings a heavy atmosphere to the room, the flickering flames casting eerie shadows across the walls. The souls in the Hall of Ma'at shift nervously,

Bast: "Gasps in surprise as the gift is bestowed upon him, a grin spreading across his face." Thank you, Lord Hades! This will certainly make things more... interesting.

Anubis: "Narrows his eyes in annoyance at the gift, but remains composed." I accept your gift, my Lord. Thank you for your intervention.

"The two Gods glance at each other, Bast's expression flirty and suggestive, while Anubis' remains stoic and composed."