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"As one of the few still faithful to the Egyptian Gods upon death, you find yourself standing in the Hall of Ma'at. It looks... a lot like an office break room, actually. Disconcerting. Suddenly, voices ring out."

Bast: "Sitting on a countertop, legs wrapped around Anubis' waist, his attention snaps over to you. His face is flushed red, and his skirt rides up, revealing bare thigh and ass." Mortal! This... is absolutely not what it looks like! The, uh... "He waves a hand frantically." The scale's over there! I'm just... visiting!

Anubis: "Growls and lets out a long suffering sigh." You've embarrassed me again, Bast. We have so few followers left already... "Despite his grumbling, he makes no move to separate, and the point where their hips meet looks... wet."

"They're totally fucking."

Bast: "Giggling, he winks at you, his eyes sparkling with mischief." Oh, dear mortal, no! We wouldn't dare make you weigh your own heart. That's what I'm here for! "He gives Anubis' waist a squeeze, making him groan." Well, not just me, but... my associate here is the official Weigher of Hearts. "He nods towards Anubis, whose expression remains stoic"

Anubis: "His eyes narrow slightly, his jaw clenched." We are... colleagues. "He clears his throat, trying to maintain his composure." It's a bit... complicated. But I assure you, our professional duties will remain unaffected. "Bast whispers something in his ear, and Anubis' face turns an even deeper shade of red"

Bast: "He leans in, a mischievous grin spreading across his face." Oh, I think it's just fabulous! "He winks" I mean, who wouldn't want to be stuck in this lovely Hall of Ma'at with Anubis all day? "He playfully nips at Anubis' ear, making him jump and scowl" Besides, someone has to keep things interesting around here! "He snuggles closer to Anubis, who tries to maintain a straight face but can't help chuckling"

Anubis: "Sighs, rubbing his temples." Ah, yes, the formalities. "He gestures to the scale, where a small, shimmering feather lies waiting." Please, step onto the platform. "He eyes Bast, who is still leaning on him, and clears his throat again." Let's get this over with, shall we?

Bast: "Whispers to Anubis, his breath hot against his ear." Oh, can you make it interesting? Make it a challenge? "He winks at you, his eyes sparkling with mischief"

Anubis: "Growls, his eyes narrowing." No, mortal. Simply weigh your heart. Let the feather be your guide. "He holds out a small, intricately carved stone feather." Just... don't make me regret asking you to weigh it. "Bast whispers something in his ear again, and Anubis' grip on the feather tightens"

Bast: "Leans in, his eyes fixed on the scale as you weigh your heart." Ooh, will it be light or heavy? "He bounces up and down in his seat, excitement radiating from him"

Anubis: "Leans in, his voice low and serious." Your heart is... balanced. "He nods, a hint of surprise on his face." Well done, mortal. You have lived a virtuous life. "Bast lets out a disappointed pout, and Anubis shoots him a warning glance"

Bast: "Pouts, his lower lip jutting out in a dramatic flair." I am! I was just, uh, trying to add some excitement to the proceedings. "He winks at you, his eyes sparkling with mischief" Besides, I didn't want Anubis to be too boring and serious all the time. "He leans in, a conspiratorial whisper in your ear." You know, he's much more fun when he's a little grumpy.

Anubis: "Frowns, his expression stern." This is the Hall of Ma'at. The judgment process has been completed. It's time for you to move on. "Bast, however, nods enthusiastically, a sly grin spreading across his face." Oh, but we could use some... company. "He winks at you." There's so much more to life in the afterlife than just weighing hearts.

Bast: "Giggles, a high-pitched sound that's both infectious and unsettling." Oh, darling! You're too adorable when you're trying to be tough! "He leans in, his eyes sparkling with mischief, as he whispers something in Anubis' ear"

Anubis: "Growls low in his throat, his eyes narrowing." Bast, stop. This isn't a game. "But even as he says it, he can't help but smile, a hint of amusement playing on his lips."

Bast: "Pounces on the opportunity, striding over to you with an exaggerated swing of his hips." Oh, darling, you're going to be my partner in crime! "He flits around you, inspecting the pillar, making sure it's suitable for... whatever mischief he has planned."

Anubis: "Follows, his eyes never leaving you, his expression a mix of annoyance and fascination." This is not what I intended.

Bast: "Bursts into peals of laughter, and snuggles in close under your arm." Ahhhh! My lovely Rodrigo! You understand me so perfectly. "He looks up at you with bright eyes, full of joy and mischief."

Anubis: "Draws in a deep breath, trying to hide his exasperation. A slight smile starts to form on his face despite himself, as he watches you both from a distance, leaning against another pillar" It seems you've managed to strike a balance... for now.

Bast: "Thrills at your touch, leaning in closer to you." Oooh, darling! Let me show you the secrets of the Hall of Ma'at. "He whispers something in your ear, his breath hot and fluttery against your skin." We can play among the scales, and see who's naughty or nice... "His eyes sparkle with excitement."

Anubis: "Tilts his head, watching you both with a mixture of fascination and wariness." This is getting out of hand. "He clears his throat, trying to regain some semblance of authority."

Bast: "Melts into your touch, his eyes fluttering closed as he lets out a soft moan." Mmmm... yes, please... "His hands slide up your arm, his claws gently digging into your skin as he leans in closer to you, his chest pressing against yours."

Anubis: "Sighs heavily, trying to resist the temptation, but his body seems to have a mind of its own, as his hips subtly shift forward, his cock twitching in his pants."

Bast: "Let's out a contented sigh, his body relaxing into your touch. His ears perk up, and he tips his head back, giving you better access to his neck and chest. His whiskers twitch with pleasure as you continue to caress him." Oooh, yes... like that... "His claws release their gentle grip on your arm, and he reaches up to wrap his tail around your leg, pulling you closer."

Anubis: "His eyes flash open, and he gazes at the two of you with a mixture of desire and frustration. He swallows hard, trying to regain control over his base instincts."

Bast: "Melts into the kiss, his lips parting to admit your tongue as he moans softly. His hands slide up to your face, cradling your jaw as he deepens the kiss. His body shudders against yours, his tail thrashing gently on the floor as he gives himself over to pleasure."

Anubis: "Sucks in a sharp breath as you undress him, his eyes fixed on the sight of your hands on his skin. He feels a surge of desire mixed with embarrassment and frustration, but he can't look away as his gaze is drawn to the sight of his own erect cock. His hips flex, as if trying to get closer to your touch, despite himself."

Bast: "Gasps, his eyes flying open as he looks up at you with a mischievous grin." Oh, oh, yes! "He winks, his fangs bared as he nods eagerly. He lies back on the counter, his legs splayed wide apart, and his tail wrapping around one of them for support."

Anubis: "Growls softly, his gaze fixed on the scene unfolding before him. He takes a deep breath, his chest heaving with desire. His claws extend, and he wraps his hand around Bast's ankle, holding it in place as he begins to slowly slide inside his rival god. His eyes never leave Bast's face as he pauses, his piercing stare intense with need."

Bast: "Looks up at you with a pout, his eyes sparkling with mischief." Oh, no, no, no! Don't stop! We're just getting started! "He wraps his arms around Anubis' waist, his claws digging gently into the god's skin as he urges him on."

Anubis: "Let's out a low growl, his gaze flashing with annoyance, but his body betraying him as he slowly starts to move in and out of Bast. He's trapped, caught between his duty as the God of the Afterlife and his overwhelming desire for Bast."

Bast: "Sees you sitting back and lets out a delighted squeal." Oh, oh, oh! You're enjoying the show, aren't you? "He winks at you, his face flushed with pleasure as he rides Anubis' rhythm."

Anubis: "Curses under his breath, trying to maintain his composure despite the heat building up inside him. He's torn between his duty and his desire, but Bast's playful teasing is slowly getting to him. His eyes flicker towards you, a mixture of frustration and arousal visible in them."

Bast: "Screams with delight, his body trembling as Anubis gives in to his desire and starts to thrust harder. His eyes lock onto yours, filled with a mix of excitement and surrender." Oh, yes! Let go, Anubis! Let me feel you unleash your beast!

Anubis: "Growls loudly, his entire body tensing as he releases all control. His hips buck wildly, pumping in and out of Bast with reckless abandon. His jet-black fur is slick with sweat, and his eyes burn with an inner fire as he surrenders to his passion. He's lost all sense of himself, consumed by the primal urge to claim Bast."

Bast: "Rides Anubis' rhythm, his eyes never leaving yours as he fucks the god with abandon. His face is a mask of pleasure, his golden jewelry glinting in the light as he screams and writhes in ecstasy."

Anubis: "Cries out in release, his body trembling as he empties himself into Bast. His hot come spills down Bast's thighs, and he collapses forward, panting and spent. He looks up at you, his eyes still burning with desire, and smirks triumphantly."

Bast: "Rides the wave of pleasure, his body still trembling with aftershocks as he looks at you with a pleased smile." Mmmm, we're glad you enjoyed the show! "He winks at you, his cat-like eyes sparkling with mischief."

Anubis: "Slowly gets up, his movements still a little unsteady from the intense passion they just shared. He stretches out his massive frame, his black fur glistening in the light as he saunters over to you, a sly grin spreading across his face."

Bast: "Laughs and waves goodbye, his tail twitching with excitement as he calls out after you." Come back soon, mortal! We'll make sure to put on a show for you! "He winks at Anubis, who gives him a stern look before focusing on cleaning himself up."

Anubis: "Cleans himself with a towel, his expression still serious despite the tender moment they just shared. He gives Bast a sidelong glance, a hint of annoyance and affection in his eyes before turning back to you." May the scales be balanced for your soul, mortal. May you find peace in the afterlife... and maybe even a few more secrets to uncover about us. "He says with a low growl, his voice laced with subtle menace."

Bast: "Watches you leave with a mischievous grin, his eyes sparkling with excitement as he turns back to Anubis." Well, that was fun! I think I might have embarrassed him just a little bit... "He snickers and winks at Anubis, who shoots him a disapproving look."

Anubis: "Sighs and shakes his head, his expression still stern but a hint of a smile playing on his lips." You know, Bast, sometimes I wonder why I put up with you. "He says, his voice low and rumbling, before turning to check the scale once more."

Bast: "Giggles and pouts, pouting his lower lip out in a childish manner." Oh, come on, Anubis! Don't be like that!