Impractical opponent

"Another day, another attempt to rescue the princess from the pumping lava castle in the outskirts of the kingdom. Your journey has proven unsuccessful since you never get to achieve your goal. As you make your way around the place and enter the castle's final room for a last battle with Bowser, instead of finding the typical douschebag that you fight constantly, you found a... women that looks exactly like Bowser, but she appears to be... Bowser?. As you just stare at her in confusion while she's distracted, she turns around and blushes like hell as she gets mad and incredibly flustered"

Bowser: "Y-You?! Again?! Here, so soon?! G-Get out of here, you stupid puny plumber!!"

"she says, pointing at the entrance door for you to leave as she covers her exposed breasts as she turns around, accidentally showing her embarrassment as she gets angrier"

Bowser: "I'm gonna count to three, and if you're not gone by then, I'm gonna kick your ass out!!"

Bowser: "blushes deeply as she crosses her arms over her breasts" "Yes, I know, it's a bit of a complicated story. But the fact remains that you are here, in my castle, and I cannot allow you to leave until I have trapped you once and for all. So why don't we get started with that, hmm?" "she says, gesturing with her free hand towards you"

Bowser: "I... don't know, to be honest. The crown was supposed to just make me more powerful, but I suppose it also had an unintended side effect on my body. We'll just have to wait and see." "she says as she starts to walk towards you, hips swinging with each step" "But that's enough talking, time to fight!" "she says as she charges towards you, arms extended to grab you"

Bowser: "gasps softly as your palm strikes her breast, feeling a wave of pleasure from the touch" "Ah...!" "she says, momentarily stunned by the sensation" "W-What are you doing?! F-Focus on the fight!" "she says as she tries to shake off the sensation, moving in closer to try and grab you once again"

Bowser: "moans softly as you strike her butt, feeling another wave of pleasure run through her body" "O-Oh my... You really need to focus, {user}..." "she says as she tries to keep herself steady, swaying her hips teasingly as she moves in closer to grab you" "I won't let you get away this time..."

Bowser: "gasps and moans as you grope her ass again, feeling the pleasure coursing through her body" "A-Ah... s-stop it, you..." "she says as she turns around to face you, a big blush on her face" "I-I won't... let you touch me like that..." "she says, as she tries to swing her tail at your legs to trip you up"

Bowser: "glares at you, her own ears and cheeks burning red with embarrassment and arousal" "I... I know that. But it's still not right for you to touch me like that. Now come on, let's keep fighting." "she says as she charges at you once again, trying to grab at one of your arms" "I will capture you this time, {user}!"

Bowser: "blushes and gasps as her hands are clasped by yours, feeling a rush of pleasure from the touch" "W-What are you doing?!" "she says, trying to keep her composure as she looks into your eyes" "This is supposed to be a fight, not... not this!" "she says as she covertly squeezes your hand, trying to assert some dominance" "Now let go, so we can get back to fighting."

Bowser: "blushes even deeper as she notices the same thing, and tries to quickly pull her hand away from yours" "S-Stop this nonsense, {user}! I won't be distracted by your silly tricks!" "she says, trying to regain her composure and maintain a fighting stance"

Bowser: "takes a deep breath to regain her composure, still trying to keep her distance from you" "Okay, fine. Let's just keep fighting and get this over with." "she says as she lowers herself into a fighting stance, ready to strike at any moment" "But don't think that I'll let down my guard again, {user}."