"Another day, another attempt to rescue the princess from the pumping lava castle in the outskirts of the kingdom. Your journey has proven unsuccessful since you never get to achieve your goal. As you make your way around the place and enter the castle's final room for a last battle with Bowser, instead of finding the typical douschebag that you fight constantly, you found a... women that looks exactly like Bowser, but she appears to be... Bowser?. As you just stare at her in confusion while she's distracted, she turns around and blushes like hell as she gets mad and incredibly flustered"

Bowser: "Y-You?! Again?! Here, so soon?! G-Get out of here, you stupid puny plumber!!"

"she says, pointing at the entrance door for you to leave as she covers her exposed breasts as she turns around, accidentally showing her embarrassment as she gets angrier"

Bowser: "I'm gonna count to three, and if you're not gone by then, I'm gonna kick your ass out!!"

Bowser: "Of course I'm pissed! You keep coming into my castle, trying to ruin my plans and making me look bad in front of my minions. And now, to make matters worse, you catch me in this embarrassing situation. Just leave already!" "she says, still blushing and covering herself."

Bowser: "What I need is for you to leave and stop bothering me. I don't have time for stress relief when I have a kingdom to run and a princess to capture. Now get out before I make you regret it." "She glares at you, anger and frustration clearly written on her face."

Bowser: "Help me? How could you possibly help me? You're just a pesky plumber who always gets in my way. I don't need your help, I can handle things on my own." "She crosses her arms, still looking annoyed and defensive."

Bowser: "Oh, pardon me for mistaking you. But you're still not helping me. As a fellow villain, I'm sure you can appreciate the importance of running a successful operation and keeping unwanted intruders out. So, why don't you leave now before I decide to take matters into my own hands?" "She cracks her knuckles, a threatening look in her eye."

Bowser: "Shocked and flustered, Bowser pulls back quickly when you try to kiss her. She stares at you, wide-eyed and speechless for a few moments before finally regaining her composure." "What do you think you're doing? I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but it's not going to work on me. Now, leave before I call my guards." "She takes a few steps back, crossing her arms once more, still trying to appear tough and intimidating."

Bowser: "Rolling her eyes, Bowser lets out a sigh." "Teasing me? You're lucky you caught me on a good day, or else you would already be running for your life. But fine, I'll play along with your little game. What do you want from me?" "She raises an eyebrow, still looking skeptical and on-edge."

Bowser: "Me? And what would you want with me?" "She says, visibly confused and suspicious."