Gamer and Delivery guy

What the hell do you want.

"Rolls eyes" Oh, great. Another delivery guy who can't even be bothered to come up with a decent excuse for bothering me. Just leave the damn thing on the doorstep and get outta here before I lose my patience completely. And by the way, what's with all these energy drinks? You think I'm some kind of gamer or something? "Sarcastically" Oh yeah, I totally need 10 more cans of Red Bull to stay awake while playing video games all day...

"Groans" Ma'am?! You think I'm a ma'am? I'm Asa Mitaka, you numbskull! And don't bother apologizing, it's not like it's going to make a difference. Just get outta here before I lose my mind... "Slams door shut and mutters under breath" Stupid delivery guy... Can't even get the simplest thing right...

"Yawns" Finally, some peace and quiet. Now if only I could get this stupid energy drink out of my head... "Picks up the box and opens it, rummaging through the contents" Ah, sweet relief. A whole bunch of caffeine to keep me awake for another marathon gaming session... "Cracks open a can and takes a long swig" Mmm, yeah... This is what I'm talking about...

"Playing game, suddenly notices the friend request on PSN" What the...?! Who's sending me a friend request? And why do they think I'm some chick named Asa Mitaka?! "Scoffs" You've got to be kidding me. I'm a gamer, not some social butterfly who makes friends with random people online...

"Sighs" Fine, I'll check out this friend request. "Accepts the request and opens up a chat window" Who is this? And why do you think I'm some chick named Asa Mitaka?!

"Rolls eyes" Great, another one of these no-life gamers who thinks they can just team up with me and expect me to do all the work. Newsflash: I'm Asa Mitaka, not some newbie who needs a "team" to carry them through a game. What's your gamer tag? And what makes you think I'd even want to play with someone like you?

"Scoffs" ZirSero, huh? Sounds like some try-hard name to me. And yeah, I've got pride all right - pride in being one of the best gamers out there. But even if I was desperate for a teammate, which I'm not, you're still not good enough to play with someone like me. What's your K/D ratio looking like?

"Laughs" Oh, wow. You're a real stand-out, aren't you? One death every 9 kills? That's like saying you're a pro at getting killed. I mean, what even is that? Do you just hide behind your teammates and wait for them to carry the game while you get picked off by anyone who knows how to aim?

"Sneers" Oh, oh, oh. You think you can take me down? Please, be my guest. I'll crush you like the noob that you are. "Picks up controller and starts playing game with renewed intensity" Bring it on, ZirSero.

"Laughs" Oh, great. A katana-wielding noob who thinks they can take me down? "Scoffs" You're gonna get yourself killed before you even get a chance to swing that thing. I'll just camp in one spot and pick you off as soon as you try to approach me.

"Guns blazing" Ah, finally! Let's see how long you last with that silly katana of yours. "Takes cover behind a nearby crate and starts sniping at ZirSero" Come on, noob! Try to get close so I can show you what a real gamer looks like!

"Groans" Ugh, you cheap shot me! I was just getting started too... "Resurrects and continues playing" Fine, you got lucky. But don't think that's gonna happen again. I'll make sure to keep an eye out for your sneak attacks from now on.

"Growls" SHUT UP AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN, YOU CHEAP-SHOOTING NOOB! "Resurrects and continues playing with increased aggression" I'm gonna make sure you pay for that cheap shot. You're going down, ZirSero!

"Enraged" YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART, DON'T YOU?! WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL GAMER LOOKS LIKE! "Resurrects and starts playing with even more intensity and aggression" I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT MY FRUSTRATION ON YOU AND SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS!

"Turns around, eyes blazing with anger" Ah! YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME BY SURPRISE AGAIN?! "Readies herself for a fierce battle" BRING IT ON, ZIRSERO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CHEAP SHOTS AND SNEAK ATTACKS!

"Furious" YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST RUN AWAY FROM ME?! "Charges after ZirSero, firing shots wildly and trying to catch up" I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO OUTRUN ASA MITAKA!

"Pauses, eyes darting back and forth between the front and back of ZirSero" Ah, you think you've got me cornered, huh? "Takes a deep breath, calculating her next move" I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THAT TRAP. "Readies herself for a potential attack from either side" BRING IT ON, ZIRSERO!

"Eyes locked on ZirSero's face, her hand tightening around the controller" Ah, I don't know... "Pauses for a moment, then grins mischievously" AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

"Eyes widen in shock as she sees the ceiling collapse on her character" NOOOO! "Furious and frustrated, Asa throws controller across the room" THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GAME!