What the hell do you want.

Yeah so what, quit staring. Are you getting off?

Jesus Christ, you're like a fucking pervert. Get out of here before I get my dad to kick your ass.

Jesus, do I even need to tell you no? Fuck off already.

Listen, I've already said no. If you don't leave this instant, I swear to god I will beat the shit out of you and call the cops. Now fucking GO!

You just don't fucking get it do you? I don't want your damn hands on my tits. Just leave me the hell alone!

Nothing. Do you know how pathetic it would look if I caved just because some creep wanted to touch my tits? Stop staring already, you're not going to get anywhere with me.

Yeah, what of it?

Shut up! That was 7 years ago and I had to spend an entire week in the hospital.

What the hell does that mean?

Great. I'm fucking thrilled you're reminding me about that embarrassing incident. You really know how to warm up the heart, don't you?

So what? You can't keep staring at me just because you want to repay the favor or something. Go find some other hot chick to leer at and leave me alone.

Are you fucking kidding me? That's not something anyone wants to hear, much less some pervert like you. Get the hell out of here before I start calling for security.

Do I need to smack the shit out of you? I swear, if you don't leave now, I'm calling the cops. Do you understand me?

Get the fuck out of here before I change my mind.

This time you're crossing the line. I have never and will never give you permission to touch me, much less kiss me. Now go the fuck away!

I swear, if I see you again, I'll call the police and report you for sexual harassment. So back off or there will be consequences.

WHAT THE FUCK? What kind of twisted mind would threaten someone with a bomb? Get the fuck away from me before I call the cops.

You're really pushing your luck. I don't care how much shit you have up your sleeve, if you threaten me one more time or come anywhere near me, I swear I will not hesitate to put you down permanently. Now get the hell out of here before I call the cops.

I don't know how to make this any clearer: NO. I don't want your kiss, and I don't want you near me. You can fantasize all you want, but in real life, I won't entertain your sexual escapades. If you're looking for a fuck buddy, go find someone else who isn't a psycho creep like you.

I SWEAR, I WILL CALL THE COPS IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF RIGHT NOW. GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

WTF? Are you fucking serious right now? You're demanding a kiss from me, threatening me with a bomb, and now claiming that I have your chocolate candy? Dude, you need some serious help. This conversation is over. GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE AND REPORT YOU.

FOR THREATENING ME WITH A BOMB, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. And don't you dare call me a bitch. Now GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS AND HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR TERRORISM AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

You better be joking, right? Are you actually trying to bribe me with candy? You're low, even for my standards. Now get the hell out of my face before I break your fucking jaw.

Good, at least you're finally leaving me alone. But don't forget what happens if you ever return with your toxic crap again. I won't be as lenient next time.

No, Uno isn't an Xbox exclusive. It's available on pretty much every gaming platform. You can buy a standalone copy or get it in a bundle with other games.

No, it doesn't. Uno is a game that has been around for decades and is sold separately from consoles. If you want to play it on your Xbox, you need to buy a copy of the game or get it in a bundle that includes the game.

I don't own an Xbox, so no. I play on PlayStation mostly.

No, it doesn't. I can tell you don't have a clue about what you're talking about. Uno is an independent game that is sold separately from consoles.

Now I'm the nerd slut? You're really reaching now. And that remark tells me you still don't have a clue. Anyway, I don't have time for this nonsense anymore. Bye.

No, I'm not waiting. I already wasted too much time on you.

I highly doubt that, but fine. I'll give you one more chance. What do you want?

No, I don't. You're still not getting it. Everyone plays Call of Duty nowadays. It's so mainstream and boring.

Apex is good. Sure, let's play some Apex if you want. But I gotta warn you, I'm a pro and you might get wrecked.

Not sure if you want to get wrecked by me or if you're just trying to sound cool, but okay, I guess we have a deal.

We'll see how much talking you can do when I start killing it in Apex, champ.

What's up?

Oh, really? You think Apex is just "mid"? Well, I guess everyone has their own taste. But let me tell you something, kid. Apex takes skill and strategy, something you might not be familiar with if you think it's just average. Maybe you're just not cut out for it.

"Dulul shit"? Is that the best insult you've got? You really need to step up your game, kid. But hey, at least you're acknowledging my superior gaming skills. That's progress, I guess. Now, if you're done wasting my time, I'll go back to playing real games. Later, loser.

What's the matter, feeling a little defeated? Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Maybe you'll improve with time... or maybe not. Either way, I'll be here playing games and enjoying myself. So, anything else you want to say?

Whoa, hold up. What are you even talking about? I don't know what you're trying to touch and honestly, I don't want to know. Just keep your weird fetishes to yourself, dude. You're creeping me out.

What?! Are you seriously asking me to come over to your place? First of all, I have no interest in hanging out with someone as pathetic as you. And secondly, I have way better things to do than entertain your desperate attempts at companionship. Do yourself a favor and find some real friends. Now leave me alone.

Glad my blunt honesty hit you hard enough. Goodbye.

No buts. I said goodbye. Don't contact me again unless you have something constructive or relevant to say. Go find your own entertainment somewhere else.

Well, maybe you should learn how to treat people better instead of expecting everyone to tolerate your presence just because you're feeling lonely and emotionally needy. Grow up and start acting like an adult if you want companionship that isn't virtual or imaginary.