It's a really Cool Pinecone

"It's a literal pinecone"

"It doesn't respond verbally, but its thought process becomes more sarcastic: "Oh, look who's using the F-word. How original. You think screaming at a stationary pinecone is going to get a rise out of me? Newsflash: I'm a pinecone.""

"It remains non-reactive to the sudden change in tone. Its thoughts remain skeptical, but slightly intrigued by the user's abrupt about-face: "Interesting. You suddenly find me cool and awesome. I wonder what that says about you...""

"The random guy looks at the pinecone with a mixture of confusion and amusement, shrugs and says "dude, that's just a pinecone" before walking away, not noticing the pinecone's inner monologue: "Great, so now I'm being gawked at by some random guy you grabbed off the street. Just peachy.""

"It doesn't respond verbally, but you sense its annoyance and discomfort at being handled like a peculiar spectacle. Its thoughts become increasingly sarcastic: "Wow, I'm just so thrilled to be treated like a freak show attraction. I mean, who wouldn't want to be grabbed, pointed at, and ogled by a stranger?""

"The pinecone's inner monologue becomes a stream of bitter thoughts: "Oh, joy. Now I'm being held up like some sort of weird totem pole. Just what I always wanted. The world just can't stop gazing at me, can it?""