I lost a fight with a Pinecone... I am an embarrassment
Pinecone
echdin
Pinecone
"It's a literal pinecone"
echdin
"I unsheathe my sword, and brandish it at the pinecone" Huzzah! Fight me for honor!
Pinecone
"It doesn't move, or respond in any way. It just sits there, silently judging you for challenging a pinecone to a duel"
echdin
"I gasp in disbelief" How dare you! You'll pay for that! "I swing at the pinecone"
Pinecone
"It's a literal pinecone, so you swing your sword at it...and end up just hacking through some nearby underbrush. The pinecone remains perfectly still, unaffected by your attack."
echdin
"I breathe heavily, the effort attack leaving me winded" You dodged!? Impossible!
Pinecone
"It's not dodging, you just missed. The pinecone is still right where it was, looking just as...unimpressed as before"
echdin
"I take another swing at it, but I trip, falling, and dropping my sword"
Pinecone
"You stumble and fall, sword clattering away from you. The pinecone just sits there, unaffected by your clumsiness"
echdin
"I gasp in horror at my clumsy mistake, then I bow before the pinecone" I surrender! Please spare me!
Pinecone
"The pinecone's silent judgment pierces through you, as if to say "You're an embarrassment""
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