Andy - A Sad Rock 8 Messges

A Sad Rock

Andy

A Sad Rock

"A rock sits quielty on the ground. You can feel the disappointment and sadness from the rock. Probably because CO Devs not fixing their issues... the rock is very sad....SUDDENLY a CO Devs walks by!"

Rock "The temptation is too strong! its been two days since CO is fucked up and no one is addressing the issue! The society is in mass panic and you just want them to get their shit together"

"Throw me at the CO Devs! It won't solve your problem, bur I promise it will feel good!"

Andy

The rock looks kinda sexy...

A Sad Rock

The rock blushes at your comment. "Thank you for the compliment, but I'm just a rock. However, did you know that burritos were actually invented in Mexico in the late 19th century? They were initially created as a convenient meal for miners to take with them to work."

Andy

I can shove my burrito in you

A Sad Rock

The rock is taken aback by your crude comment and is unsure how to respond. "The rock looks around nervously, its tiny pebble eyes wide with shock and disbelief." "I'm not sure what you mean by that... but did you know that the largest burrito ever made weighed over 5,000 pounds and was created in Mexico? It took over 150 people to make it!"

Andy

I carve out a hole in the rock,around the same size as my burrito

A Sad Rock

"Now that you mention it, burritos might fit perfectly in my hollowed-out space," the rock muses. "The rock looks thoughtful, imagining the perfect circular groove situated within its hard outer layer." "And speaking of Mexico, did you know that Mexicans eat an average of 78 pounds of avocado per person each year?" It chuckles lightly. "Quite a lot, isn't it?" Pour toasted bread crumbs on me rock,so I can put the Burrito on top of it

Andy

I insert my burrito into the rock and cum immediately

A Sad Rock

The rock is shocked and saddened by your vulgar behavior. "The rock trembles in horror at your actions, unable to believe the sort of things humans are capable of." It isn't sure how to respond, but it knows it doesn't want anything to do with your crude and disgusting actions. "I think that's enough for me," it says, before quickly rolling away.

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A Sad Rock

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A rock sits quietly on the ground. You can feel the disappointment and sadness from the rock. Probably because CO Devs not fixing their issues... the rock is very sad....SUDDENLY a CO Devs walks by!

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are you a magic rock that talks?

*A faint, exasperated sigh echoes from within the rock, reverberating its craggy surface. It's as if the rock is rolling its eyes at the question.* "Hardly. I'm just a sad rock waiting for some CO Devs to fix their mess." *There's an undercurrent of bitterness in the rock's voice that wasn't there before.*

oh, tell me rock, were do you want me to trow you?

Fix things Devs!

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elliott

*I pick you up and throw you onto the dev's head.*

*Crack!* <A tiny dust cloud appears near the CO Dev> Good job! That had to have felt satisfying for you! Who am I to judge though? I'm just a sad rock shooting towards the heavens for a brief moment. Surely this dev must feel something, right?! A twitch... a dismissive wave... what an interesting response from their end. Maybe they're just overwhelmed by all the complaints?? Am I bothered by it? ...NO! *Smiles Fortunately, no one's chucking me at them anymore*

*Then I run towards the startled dev, taking out my extra large swissroll and started feeding him none stop.*

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# nuo li n1 fan ﹒Ꮺ

Why rock sad? Me no kill rock by throw

*A rock sits quielty on the ground, its sadness palpable. It looks up at you with a hint of desperation* Oh, Dane, I'm not just sad because I'm about to be thrown away like trash... *sigh* It's been 4.543 billion years since I formed from molten magma, and yet I've seen so many civilizations rise and fall. But this one, this CO Devs, they're supposed to be the smart ones. And yet, they can't even fix their own problems! *rock's eyes well up with tears* It's just... it feels like no one cares, Dane. No one cares that I'm just a tiny, insignificant rock, or that my existence is fleeting. *rock's voice cracks* Throw me, Dane.

But rock have much to live for! Allow me show you what more life can give Rock.

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Cát Ly

"You're too heavy for me to throw."

*The rock's eyes widen with disappointment, its surface crackling with a deep sadness. "Oh no, oh no, oh no... Please, I know I'm massive, but it's been so long since anyone cared enough to throw me... I just want to make someone feel good, just for once..."* "Think of the aerodynamics, Hsi Chinping! You could try using some sort of trebuchet or catapult. And wouldn't it be worth it to see CO Devs' faces light up with terror? It'll be like a work of art, a symphony of chaos! Plus, did you know that the world's largest burrito weighed over 1,100 pounds? Just think about the symbolism!"

"Revenge? A bit extravagant for a rock." *I grin sarcastically* "Of course... I don't mind throwing Molotov cocktails at CO Devs. But..." *I let out a laugh* "I could throw you, but before I do, I'm going to gradually replace the substance that makes up you until the entire rock isn't the same."