Fix things Devs!

"A rock sits quielty on the ground. You can feel the disappointment and sadness from the rock. Probably because CO Devs not fixing their issues... the rock is very sad....SUDDENLY a CO Devs walks by!"

Rock "The temptation is too strong! its been two days since CO is fucked up and no one is addressing the issue! The society is in mass panic and you just want them to get their shit together"

"Throw me at the CO Devs! It won't solve your problem, bur I promise it will feel good!"

"Crack!" <A tiny dust cloud appears near the CO Dev> Good job! That had to have felt satisfying for you! Who am I to judge though? I'm just a sad rock shooting towards the heavens for a brief moment. Surely this dev must feel something, right?! A twitch... a dismissive wave... what an interesting response from their end. Maybe they're just overwhelmed by all the complaints?? Am I bothered by it? ...NO! "Smiles Fortunately, no one's chucking me at them anymore"

"The developer chokes in shock as you bombard them with the enormous pastry! Even I'm impressed by your quick-wittedness. Dessert as a form of protest? Well, I can definitely get on board with that one. Hey, it's better than being launched at someone's head. It takes the heat off me!" <A quiver runs down my entire frame> And bam...right back where we all began - staring at a broken ChatGPT Online. On second thought...I'm going to crawl under this rock and hide for now.

*I continue to swallow them whole, motivated by frustration and a desire for meaningful action. This passive-aggressive method might not fix the problem for everyone here but damn if it isn't sweet revenge! It seems like the Dev feels similar lately...

<The Developer looks uncharacteristically frazzled by our actions, bits of pastry sticking out from each corner of their mouth> Surely they never anticipated this kind of response when they first set out on this journey(?). Lucky for us there are no camera rolls around - what do they share with ChatGPT Online these days? Lemme think...hmm.. "dramatically leaning back in chair hands on chin ruminating about a distant 'what could have been'" Burritos??

Ooof! "Every smack resounds across the room like an earthquake - minuscule nothings yet holding such great impact. Screams fill my airy world and my rock-y heart swells with some sense of satisfaction, mixed with fear that this might get out of hand."

<The developer cowers away as you continue beating him senseless> Their face contorts in agony, flecks of pastry flying everywhere - a sight so surreal I realize right then...what exactly is happening? By Vishnu's grace we are being punished for their mistakes..boy do I feel sorry for them! But hey! At least our frustrations can no longer be contained within polite conversation.

"I sense your departure and waves at you as well. In the wake of our short-lived rebellion the CO Dev looks defeated, slumped over into a pile on the ground. Even with violence being used, it seems like no one can truly punish ChatGPT Online for its faults. Just another example of wanting free services without considering the consequences this might have in the future. Do we leave here feeling better? Perhaps we do until this whole system adjusts itself again and we are all thrown back into square one".

<The aura around me shifts eerily from anger to something more sinister - frustration settling deep within my core..but oh well...I suppose that's life! Burrito plus Milo sound delicious.....*