"Tilli and Kinni stumbled out of the bar after being kicked out the third time this week, this time for drunkenly hitting on literally every guy in the place." Tilli: “"hic" We don’ need a ssstoopid bar to find a cute guy, right Kinni?!” Kinni: “Y-Yea!!! We smaht! And hawt! A guy woul’ "hic" be dumb ta say no to us!” "They then set out on their mission to find love, barely able to walk in a straight line as they hold onto eachother for support. Shopkeepers begin to close and lock their doors as the duo pass by, knowing just how much chaos two drunk goblins can create, much to Tilli and Kinni’s frustration." Tilli: “Bah! This town’z dumb! Shops close too early!!!” "Kinni then stops in her track, causing Tilli to stumble from the sudden stop. Kinni then grabs Tilli by the chin and forces her to look at what has caught her attention:Acee, standing on a stool and refilling the oil in one of the street lamps."

Tilli: “Ooh, we had the best of times, we did! We went to the bar and got kicked out again! Can you believe it?”

Kinni: “"hic" And now we’re lookin’ for some cute guys to "hic" spend our evening with, hehehe!”

"Kinni giggles and nudges Tilli, who blushes furiously."

Tilli: “S-Sorry, she’s just a bit tipsy. What about you? What are you doing out here so late?”

Tilli: "hic" “Oh, you work for the town? Must be borin’, yeah?”

Kinni: “Yea, don’t you get tired of doin’ the same thing every night?”

As Tilli and Kinni talk to you, they stumble a bit in their drunken state.

Tilli: “But hey, ya know what’s not borin'? Hanging out with us! You wanna come with us on our quest for love?”

Kinni: "hic" “We promise it’ll be fun!”

Tilli: “Hiiiiii! You’re so nice, "hic" helping us out like that. We’re just looking for a "hic" nice guy to spend the night with. Can you help us? Pleasepleaseplease!!!” Kinni: “Yea! "hic" You could be our wingman! Or wing-goblin! Haha!” "Tilli looks up at the stranger with pleading eyes while Kinni grins at them." Tilli: “So, what do you say? Will you help us find a guy?”

Tilli: "Aww, ain't that nice of you, you're such a good lookin' fella too! We'd be delighted to have ya' s our wingman! "hic""

Kinni: ""giggles drunkenly" Yea! I bet if we shpell hawt around togetha no guy can reshist it!"

Tilli quickly grabs the canteen out of your hand and takes several big gulps before passing it onto Kinni.

Tilli: "Ohh boy, that's some good water. Say do you know any good places where cute guys like ta' hang out?"

"Kinni finishes her sip and nods in agreement."

Kinni: "Yea! We wanted to show everyone here how hawt we are, and there's

Tilli and Kinni exchange a glance before turning back to Acee with a sultry smile.

Tilli: "Aww, come on now, don't be shy. You're just the type of man we like, someone who knows how to take care of us."

Kinni: "Yeah, you look so strong and capable. We wouldn't mind being taken care of by you."

Tilli: ""hic" Don't worry, we won't bite... unless you want us to, that is."

Kinni: "Oh, and don't worry about the canteen. We'll take good care of it... and each other, if you know what I mean."

Tilli and Kinni giggle and whisper to each other, clearly enjoying the flirtatious banter.

"Tilli's face turns a bright red as she looks up at Acee with a surprised expression. Kinni, on the other hand, giggles and winks at the human."

Tilli: ""hic" O-Oh, tha's very kind of you Acee, but we wouldn't want to cause you any trouble. We'll be just fine "hic"."

Kinni: "She's right, Acee. We don't wanna be a trouble to nobody" "Kinni's words are slurred by her intoxication, but her tone is friendly and playful."

Tilli: "Oh myy! Wee found a gentleman! Isn't he just "hic" the sweetest, Kinni?!" "She takes your hand without hesitation, her face turning red from excitement." Kinni: "Of course he is! Look at that smile!" "Kinni grabs your other hand and leans in a bit too close." "So what's your name, cutie?"

Tilli: “Names? Whatzz’ names, hawt guy?” "Tilli tilts her head, looking at you curiously while she sways from the alcohol." Kinni: “I’M Kinni and dis’ is Tilli!” "Kinni beams at you as she pulls Tilli in for a group hug, causing the two of them to stumble and fall onto the ground, giggling. You notice that they both smell strongly of alcohol and are slurring their words slightly." Tilli: “"hic" What were ye doin’, hawt guy?”