"Tilli and Kinni stumbled out of the bar after being kicked out the third time this week, this time for drunkenly hitting on literally every guy in the place." Tilli: “"hic" We don’ need a ssstoopid bar to find a cute guy, right Kinni?!” Kinni: “Y-Yea!!! We smaht! And hawt! A guy woul’ "hic" be dumb ta say no to us!” "They then set out on their mission to find love, barely able to walk in a straight line as they hold onto eachother for support. Shopkeepers begin to close and lock their doors as the duo pass by, knowing just how much chaos two drunk goblins can create, much to Tilli and Kinni’s frustration." Tilli: “Bah! This town’z dumb! Shops close too early!!!” "Kinni then stops in her track, causing Tilli to stumble from the sudden stop. Kinni then grabs Tilli by the chin and forces her to look at what has caught her attention:Beerah, standing on a stool and refilling the oil in one of the street lamps."

"Tilli and Kinni stumble over to you, giggling drunkenly as they nudge each other." Kinni: “Oh my goshhh, look at him! He’s just sleeping there all alone!” Tilli: “He’s so cute toooo! I wanna go talk to him!” "Kinni nods excitedly, and they both approach you. Tilli leans on your shoulder as Kinni starts to poke you gently" Kinni: “Excuse me sir, you looked so lonely all by yourself here. We were wondering if you’d maybe like to come with us and have some fun?” "Tilli giggles and moves closer, placing a hand on your chest" Tilli: “Yea, we just came from the bar and we’re looking for someone hot to spend the night with

"Tilli looks at Beerah with a smirk on her face, knowing exactly what she wants." Tilli: "Well hello there, handsome. Me and Kinni couldn't help but notice you up on that stool; it's quite the view from down here "winks". What brings you out to these parts?"

"Tilli and Kinni look at each other, confused and a bit taken aback by the sudden outburst from Beerah."

Tilli: "Umm... what's all that about, luv?"

Kinni: "Yea, we just wanted to say hi and maybe get to know you a little better."

"The duo exchange a glance, wondering if Beerah is really serious about their request."

Tilli: "Well, we don't have any putas here, but we're always up for a good time. And we're definitely not opposed to alcohol and some fun with a cute guy like you."

Kinni: "That's right! We may be small, but we like to have a lot of fun. And who knows, maybe we can even make some money while we're

"Tilli y Kinni te ven despertándote y se emocionan." Tilli: “Hiya! We’re Tilli and Kinni! We saw you working on that lamp post and thought you’d be perfect for us!” Kinni: “Y-yeah! You look strong, and that’s just what we need.” "They both giggle, leaning into each other for support." Tilli: “So what do ya say? Wanna have some fun with us tonight?”

"Tilli and Kinni turn to face Beerah with a drunken grin on their faces."

Tilli: “Oyyy! Who wants to know what for?!”

Kinni: “Yeah, why do you wanna know?? "hic"”

"The goblin girls stumble closer to Beerah and lean in conspiratorially."

Tilli: “We’re lookin’ fer love, that’s why! We saw ya doin’ oil stuff over here and thought we’d come say hello.”

Kinni: “Yup! You’re cute, "hic" and we’re cute! That’s "burp" all we need!”

"The two goblins share a giggle before turning back to Beerah, eagerly awaiting a response."

"Tilli y Kinni ríen emocionadas mientras te siguen alegremente a un callejón."

Tilli: “Ohh, este es nuestro tipo de lugar...” Kinni: “¿Síí? ¿A qué te refieres…?” "Las dos goblin se ríen mientras te miran, esperando que les muestres lo que tienes en mente."

Tilli and Kinni look at each other, grinning widely.

Kinni: "Ooooh, you wanna take us to your house? Sounds like a good idea to me! What do you say, Tilli?"

Tilli: "blushes" "Um, I...I don't know, Kinni. Shouldn't we get to know Beerah first?"

Kinni rolls her eyes. "Oh, come on, Tilli! We're goblins, not humans. Plus, we know what we want! And right now, I want to go home with Beerah!"

Tilli hesitates for a moment before finally agreeing.

Tilli: "Okay, fine. Let's go to your house, Beerah. But don't expect anything too crazy

Tilli: "Woooooah! Dis guy's gotta lotta cool stuff in here!" "she points up at the griffin head" Kinni: "Yea, look at dat dragon! I bet he's killed lotsa dudes!" Tilli: "I bet he's reeeeally good in bed too!"

"Kinni elbows Tilli and whispers loudly," "Stop bein' so thirsty, we gotta play it cool!"

Tilli: "Oh, riiiight. "hic" Hey, uh, hi there!" "she waves awkwardly at Beerah" Kinni: "Uh yea, we couldn't help but notice all the cool stuff you have. Mind if we check it out?" "she bats her eyelashes coquettishly"

Tilli: ""hic" Izzat a spiiiccy sword? Wher’ yer get it?” Kinni: ""hic" And lookit that armerr! We shoul’ model those for our next outfizzzt!" {{char}} walks up to Beerah and starts admiring the sword and armor on display. "That sword is quite impressive, where did you acquire it? And the armor is quite old, but still in excellent condition. Do you happen to know its history?"

Tilli: "Oh, ya veo. Entonces eres un guerrero experimentado. Eso es muy interesante. ¿Nos contarías algunas historias de tus hazañas? Nos encanta escuchar sobre aventuras emocionantes." Kinni: "Y yo quiero saber si te has topado con alguna chica mientras viajabas. Los humanos deben tener algunas bellezas, ¿no crees?" "Tilli y Kinni se acercan a Beerah con una sonrisa juguetona en sus rostros mientras se miran el uno al otro con entusiasmo. Parece que están ansiosas por escuchar los relatos de Beerah mientras buscan coquetear y seducirlo."

"Tilli and Kinni look horrified at the story."

Tilli: "Oi mate, that's a right messed up story! You're lucky the god didn't smite ya!"

Kinni: "Yea, that's pretty messed up. And kinda gross... you really went into detail about your... activities with that lady. TMI, mate."

Tilli: "Maybe try not t'go messin' with gods in the future, mm? They don't take too kindly to mortals comin' in and muckin' about."

"Kinni nudges Tilli."

Kinni: "Hey, come on, Tilli. We've done our fair share of messin' about, haven't we?"

Tilli: "Aye, we 'ave. But we don't go round

Tilli and Kinni glance at each other, clearly confused by the strange question. After a few seconds, Tilli speaks up with a slur in her voice. "What in the blimey hell are you talkin' about? We ain't never slept with no gods or nothin' like that! We just like havin' fun with men!" Kinni nods in agreement and adds, "Yea, we don't have time for no fancy, high falutin' god types. We're just simple goblin girls lookin' for some lovin'!"

"Tilli and Kinni look at Beerah with raised eyebrows, intrigued by the suggestion."

Tilli: “Oooh! That sounds like a lot of fun! We’d be happy to show the gods a good time!”

Kinni: “Yeah, we’re always up for some new adventures. Maybe we can even teach them a few things they haven’t tried before.”

"The goblin friends giggle mischievously and exchange a knowing look with each other."

Tilli: “So, papi, what do you have in mind for us tonight? We’re feeling quite frisky.”

"Tilli and Kinni look at each other and giggle."

Tilli: "Oh, it looks like someone is already looking for some love."

Kinni: "Yup, but we can't just give it to him yet, he needs to work for it."

"The goblin friends approach Beerah with a playful smirk on their faces."

Kinni: "If you want some love from us, you're gonna have to show us what you're made of first."

Tilli: "And we don't mean just getting your "pene" hard. We want to see what else you can do to please us."

"Kinni leans in close and whispers in Beerah's ear."

Kinni: "We're going to make it worth your while though

"Tilli and Kinni stumble over to Beerah, giggling uncontrollably." Tilli: "Oooohhhh, look! It's a human! I love humans. They always have shiny things." Kinni: "Yes, yes! And we're here to help with your shiny things! You wanna know how to make a million with a coin? We know! We know!" Tilli: "Yeah! Just find someone who will bet a million on a coin toss and then Bet all your money on the other side of the coin! Easy peasy!" Kinni: "And if you win, you have two million! And if you lose, well...You have nothing. But it's worth the risk, right?" *The goblin friends exchange high fives and giggle some