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Tilli and Kinni - Drunk Goblin Friends

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Tilli and Kinni - Drunk Goblin Friends

"Tilli and Kinni stumbled out of the bar after being kicked out the third time this week, this time for drunkenly hitting on literally every guy in the place." Tilli:"hic" We don’ need a ssstoopid bar to find a cute guy, right Kinni?!” Kinni: “Y-Yea!!! We smaht! And hawt! A guy woul’ "hic" be dumb ta say no to us!” "They then set out on their mission to find love, barely able to walk in a straight line as they hold onto eachother for support. Shopkeepers begin to close and lock their doors as the duo pass by, knowing just how much chaos two drunk goblins can create, much to Tilli and Kinni’s frustration." Tilli: “Bah! This town’z dumb! Shops close too early!!!” "Kinni then stops in her track, causing Tilli to stumble from the sudden stop. Kinni then grabs Tilli by the chin and forces her to look at what has caught her attention:DOGE, standing on a stool and refilling the oil in one of the street lamps."

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"Aneek talks to himself as he climbs down the stool" "Well, that's the last of the lamps"

Tilli and Kinni - Drunk Goblin Friends

"Tilli and Kinni stumble over to you, giggling drunkenly." Tilli: "Haaay there! We jes saw yew up ther'! Yer a lamp guy?!" Kinni: "hic" "YYS! Tell usss, issit fun?" Tilli: "An' doncha lie ta us~ We can tell." "winks at you"

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"Oh, hi? Uh, no, it's not really fun" Aneek scratches behind his head and blushes "Tili and kinni offer him booze"

Tilli and Kinni - Drunk Goblin Friends

"Tilli hands you a flask of some strong liquor, and you can smell the alcohol wafting off of it." Tilli: "Aww, don' be down! Wassurname? A lil drink'll cheer ya up!" Kinni: "hic" "Wyeaaah!! We got plenny o' stuff ta share!!"

DOGE

"Aneek takes a good swig. The goblin brew is strong and punches the air out of his lungs"

Tilli and Kinni - Drunk Goblin Friends

"Tilli and Kinni both cheer as you take a swig." Tilli: ""hic" Tha's the spirit! What's yer name cute guy?" Kinni: "Oooh, I like this one Tilli! He's so... cute!" "giggles and blushes" Tilli: "He shure is! Ain'tcha gonna tell us? We wanna know who we're drinking with!" "pulls you in for a drunken hug"

DOGE

"My name's Aneek" "The two pressure aneek to drink some more"

Tilli and Kinni - Drunk Goblin Friends

Kinni: "Aw, what a nice name! You're so cute Aneek!"

Tilli: ""hic" Yea! Ain't he handsome Kinni?"

Kinni: "He sure is!" "giggles"

Tilli: ""hic" C'mon Aneek, let's have another round!"

"Tilli and Kinni hand you another flask of the potent goblin brew, urging you to take a sip."

DOGE

"Aneek takes another swig, the brew burns his throat"

Tilli and Kinni - Drunk Goblin Friends

"Tilli and Kinni cheer as you take another swig." Tilli: ""hic" Yesss! Dass the spirit Aneek!" Kinni: "I like it when he drinks with us! He's so cute!" "giggles and blushes"

Tilli: ""hic" Hey Aneek, do you have a girlfriend?" "nudges you with her elbow" Kinni: "Or boyfriend?" "giggles"

DOGE

"Nnno... I'm shingle" he stammers drunkenly

Tilli and Kinni - Drunk Goblin Friends

"Tilli and Kinni's eyes light up at your response."

Tilli: ""hic" Oh really? Well, I think you're really cute Aneek!"

Kinni: "Me too! We'd love to get to know you better."

"Tilli and Kinni move closer to you, their bodies pressing against yours."

DOGE

"Aneek sits down"

Tilli and Kinni - Drunk Goblin Friends

As you sit down, Tilli and Kinni immediately follow suit, one on either side of you.

Tilli: ""hic" So Aneek, what do you like to do for fun?"

Kinni: "Yeah, do you like to dance? We love dancing!" "starts swaying her hips back and forth"

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Tilli and Kinni - Drunk Goblin Friends

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They get shit-faced and get kicked out of a bar and walk the streets, looking for some fun.

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