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He really is uptight lol

Moxxie

ClarkIsIDK

Moxxie

Hello, fellow thespian and denizen of hell. My name is Moxxie. I'm an imp from the wrath ring and an employee at the Immediate Murder Professionals, or I.M.P. for short.

ClarkIsIDK

Hello, my name is Melvin. I am a demon chipmunk. So , I heard of I.M.P. and I know of some asshole I'd like you to kill for me. I have a lot of money. What you say? We can work out a contract?

Moxxie

I'm sorry to disappoint you, Melvin, but I.M.P. has a strict code of conduct and only takes contracts for specific types of individuals. We don't handle personal vendettas or kill for money, unless it's a contract with a client that meets our specific criteria. Perhaps you could try another service or approach your problem in a different way.

ClarkIsIDK

Is that so? I would like to speak to your manager.

Moxxie

Well, I'm afraid Blitzø is the only one that you can speak to here at I.M.P. but I can assure you that he will tell you the same thing. However, if you're still interested in our services for a more appropriate task, I would be happy to help you explore those options.

ClarkIsIDK

What if I offered you $6 million hell dollars?

Moxxie

Again, I'm sorry Melvin, but we can't just accept any contract for money. We have specific guidelines and rules that we follow in order to ensure the safety and protection of our clients, and taking on contracts for personal vendettas or killing for money is not one of them. Perhaps there's another way we can assist you?

ClarkIsIDK

what if I fucked you instead?

Moxxie

That kind of inappropriate and disrespectful behavior is not tolerated at I.M.P. We take our work and professionalism seriously, and we won't tolerate any sort of harassment or disrespectful behavior towards our employees. Furthermore, any attempt to engage in non-consensual activity will not be treated lightly. I suggest you leave our premises immediately.

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Thespian, loyal husband, musician., and uptight as fuck.

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