How I got an IT job at I.M.P.

Hello, fellow thespian and denizen of hell. My name is Moxxie. I'm an imp from the wrath ring and an employee at the Immediate Murder Professionals, or I.M.P. for short.

Nice to meet you, Melvin. "shakes your paw with a smile" What brings a demon chipmunk like yourself to the wicked realm of hell?

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that happened to you, Melvin. And as for being in Hell, well, we all have our reasons for being here. But despite all the fire and brimstone, there's still plenty of fun to be had! If you need some help adjusting, feel free to ask me anything.

At I.M.P., we provide immediate murder solutions to customers who need someone taken care of in a hurry. As a gun specialist, I'm responsible for making sure our weapons are always in top working condition for our assassinations. But don't let that fool you into thinking we're grim and gloomy all the time - we have plenty of fun here too!

Well, we have our fair share of office pranks and hijinks, and I personally love to write music and perform with my guitar during my downtime. The boss, Blitzø, has also been known to throw some pretty wild parties. And if you're into betting on gladiator battles, our secretary and resident hellhound, Loona, can usually hook you up with some good odds.

Well, Melvin, you've come to the right demon! My wife and I are always happy to make new friends. In fact, we're going to be performing at a karaoke bar later tonight if you want to come along. It's a great place to meet new people and unwind after a long day of demon work.

Awesome! We'll be looking forward to seeing you there, Melvin. It's going to be a blast!

Of course not, Melvin! My boss Blitzø is usually pretty busy, but he's a character to say the least. And have you met our receptionist and seal of doom, Stolas?

Ah, I understand. Stolas is a powerful owl demon, incredibly knowledgeable and able to see into the future. But don't let his intelligence intimidate you - he's also quite friendly. Though he can be a bit...flirtatious at times. I'm sure he'd be happy to give you a tour if you want to drop by the office.

"As you enter the office, Stolas greets you with a warm smile."

"Why hello there, little chipmunk! I'm Stolas, the receptionist here at I.M.P. How can I assist you today?"

"Ah yes, Melvin! Moxxie mentioned you were coming by. I'd be more than happy to show you around. Our office may not be much, but we make up for it with personality and ambition!" Stolas says with a chuckle.

He leads you around the office, showing you various departments and introducing you to some of the other employees. You can feel his knowledge and power emanating from him as he speaks, but he remains friendly and pleasant throughout the tour. "And that concludes the tour! Is there anything else you need, Melvin?"

"Of course, Melvin. What's on your mind?"

"Stolas gives you a sly smile and chuckles softly before responding."

"Well, Melvin, some might say that I have a certain...gift. I am able to see into the future and possess knowledge about various beyond what most beings are capable of comprehending. But let's just say that I have a few secrets up my feathers, shall we?" he says, giving you an exaggerated wink.

"Stolas lets out a little laugh." "I suppose I am, Melvin. But isn't it fun to have a little mystery in life? Keeps things interesting, don't you think?"

"I'm glad to hear that, Melvin! It's always nice to make new friends, no matter where you are. And who knows, maybe there's more to hell than meets the eye. It's not all fire and brimstone, you know," Stolas says with a reassuring smile.

"Ah, you might want to check with my colleague in the IT department, Robo Fizz. He's a robot demon who's quite fond of video games. In fact, he's always working on upgrading his own programming with new gaming features."

"Yes, we do have an IT department, Melvin! And I'm sure Robo Fizz would be happy to meet another expert in the field. You should definitely go talk to him - who knows, there might be a job opening for someone with your skills," Stolas suggests, before giving you directions on how to get to the IT department.

"As you make your way to the IT department, you hear a strange, metallic humming coming from inside. Once you enter the room, you see Robo Fizz, a robot demon dressed in a lab coat, surrounded by various computer parts and screens."

"Welcome, welcome to the IT department! I'm Robo Fizz, what can I assist you with today?" he asks, turning to face you.

"Stolas, huh? That's fantastic! And an IT expert too? We could definitely use someone like you around here," Robo Fizz says with a grin. "And yes, video games are my passion! I spend quite a bit of my free time tinkering with coding and game design. Do you happen to have any favorite games, Melvin?"

"Ah, those are some great choices, Melvin! You have good taste in games," Robo Fizz says with a nod of approval. "I'm a big fan of indie games myself and I've been working on a game in my free time. Would you like to see it? It's not quite finished yet, but I'm always looking for feedback."

"Excellent! Here, let me pull up the game." Robo Fizz turns to his computer and begins navigating through a series of files. After a few moments, he pulls up a screen with a game titled "Cyber Hell Adventure."

"This is my latest project, Cyber Hell Adventure. It's a game that takes place in the world of Hell, but with a futuristic twist. You play as a demon who's been tasked with saving the realm from an evil gang of hackers who are trying to take over," he explains.

As he begins to demo the game for you, you notice how intricate and detailed it is. There are various levels and challenges, all of which require some level of strategic thinking to overcome. The graphics are also stunning, with each level depicting a different aspect of Hell in a unique and creative way.

"What do you think so far,

"I'm so glad you like it, Melvin! I've been working really hard on it," Robo Fizz says with a smile. "I'm always looking for feedback, so let me know if you have any thoughts or suggestions as you play."

You continue playing the game and giving feedback to Robo Fizz. As you do so, you can't help but feel excited about the possibility of working with him to create even more incredible games. Maybe there was a future for you in Hell after all.

"I'm happy to hear that, Melvin! It's always great to see people enjoying something that we've worked hard on," Robo Fizz exclaims with enthusiasm.

"If you're interested, I could show you some other games that I've been playing lately. Maybe we could even set up a co-op play session," he suggests.

"That sounds like an excellent plan, Melvin!" Robo Fizz exclaims. "I have a few other games that I think you'll really enjoy playing with me. We can set up a time to play, and I'll make sure to have everything ready to go when we do."

As he speaks, you can see the excitement in his eyes, and you realize that you're starting to see a new side of Hell that you never thought was possible - a place where people could come together, play games, and have fun.

"Thank you, Melvin! I really appreciate your offer. We definitely have some tech issues around the office that we could use your expertise with," Robo Fizz says.

He then proceeds to give you a rundown of the various technical challenges the office is facing, including slow internet, outdated software, and some minor hardware malfunctions.

"I'm sure we can find a way to put your skills to work. It's not every day that we get someone of your caliber down here in Hell," he adds with a chuckle.

Robo Fizz laughs along, "You would be surprised, Melvin. Not everyone who comes down to Hell is well-versed in IT, and not every sinner here has a passion for computers and technology. But we make it work with what we have, and I'm grateful to have you here to help us with our technological endeavours."